the diary of a wierd kid.

i preciate chu

Wednesday, February 22, 2017 - 11:36 pm
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Yo yo yo
Tomorrow i might do like a tips from eduardo : ) so everyone can learn the ways of this young avacado. Im still not ripe enough to be with the grown avacados yet (ok im sry idk what im saying)

But you will learn the ways of the best, the greatest, the coolest, the awesomest, the dopest: Eduaro.

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Ok so trisha paytas. im sure you've heard of her, if yes, good. If no, even better

Jk jk i like trisha. but i also love making fun of her. with love.

Her new video is fun.
idk how to describe it, it looks like she had fun making it. Its a dope vid ig.
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Also im kind of in love with her pink g - wagon.

kind of?? REALLY IN LOVE WIT IT

She don't need no man she has her g - wagon.

(only me lol^)

bUt the first thing she said when she started singing was "pink g-wagon" YES.
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If I had that car, this would probably happen:
(by probably i mean 100% sure this will happen)

1.) i would've sold it and literally to anyone as long as i get some money.
*sells it to a 5 year old for some crayons or uno cards*
"niiicceeee"

2.) crashed it into a house/garage/river/jared/anything bc I can't drive (cant drive yet..)

3.) someone stole it

4.) named it

OK IF U DONT NAME UR CAR, YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG. ALWAYS NAME UR CAR. IT IS UR BABY. UR CINNAMON APPLE. (lmao rmbr that vine? "you is my bAby! my Cinnamon aPPLE!")
(i name probably almost everything)

5.) cant & wont stop snapchatting my pink g-wagon

6.) dropped out of school bc i have a pink g-wagon, im all set for the future baby! (bc i have a pink g-wagon)

7.) never stop talking about it
( @ jared, rmbr when david got his tesla and heath went to the store and kept bringing it up? thats me rn lol)

8.) idk like buy a lot of dogs and take them for a ride in my pink g-wagon

9.) order an uber and make the uber guy drive me around in my pink g-wagon bc its better than his honda.
(he was probably the one who stole it, i probably gave him five stars too!!)

lol what if im like foreshadowing and #9 actually happens (i hope not) lol

I would give all my uber drivers a 5 star rating, im just a nice person.