Danny phantom and Tokyo ghoul crossover

Little comedy skits for shits and giggles

That picture took so long to make.... a good 20 minutes.... I am not talented with the art of colleges

Takes place school cafeteria

Called: sleep

Jack Fenton : *In the kitchen staring at a banana

Mr Lancer: *Enters kitchen* Oh.... hello Mr Fenton what brings you here?

Jack: ....

Mr Lancer: Jack?

Jack: *Whispers* Damn.

Mr Lancer : Excuse me?

Jack: That is one fine ass banana...

Mr Lancer : ....

Jack : ....

Mr Lancer:....

Jack: ....I haven't slept in three days.

Mr Lancer : ....

Jack: ....Please don't tell my family.
* passes out smashing banana*

Mr Lancer: *wakes up Jack*
Umm sir I'll have to ask you to leave...

Jack: NOOOO NOT THE BANANA!!! IT HAD A FAMILY!!!!

Mr Lancer: oh prince and the pauper...

Takes place at the house

Called: bible

Kaneki: *staring at computer with blank expression*

Danny: what are you looking at?
*sees story online that is hard core smut/lemons between two guys.* ummmm Kaneki your gay?
*danny is a little weirded out...*

Kaneki : I thought you could tell
*winks and runs hand through his own hair*

Danny: *runs out of room*

Kaneki: you think he would have noticed this was jazz's computer.... and the fact that jazz's wattpad account that she wrote this story on was called Kaneki_x_Danny.

Kaneki: *gets up* * walks over to Jazz* *hands Jazz a bible* * walks away*

Called: Sam and Kaneki's first date

Kaneki: * opens door for Sam*

Sam: why thank yo....   *gets hit by door of restaurant Kaneki isn't there*

Kaneki: *comes back* sorry I saw something shiny

Sam: *both Kaneki and Sam sit down at the booth and orders and stated talking. When Sam looks away for a second Kaneki is gone*

Kaneki: sorry shiny object.... they all have turned out to be aluminum cans... I hate that.

Sam: I am done *puts hands up in the air* *walks out of building*

Alone time

Kaneki: *in bathroom putting on makeup while wearing Jazzes clothes* I am so glad no one is home.

Danny: *walks in sees Kaneki in a mini skirt with a purse and in female makeup with winged eyeliner and lipstick* ummm Kaneki?

Kaneki: uhhhh... uhhhhh.... I can e-explain!

Danny: I am waiting....

Kaneki: I like the way my ass looks in this skirt...

Danny: you know what never mind... I can't unsee this....

Kaneki: yes you can... *pulls out frying pan*

Danny: no Kaneki no... *falls to ground after being hit*

Kaneki: no one can find out * drags body away*

(A/N)

Thank you all so much for all your support throughout this whole story. I really appreciate that.

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