Guess

She casualy walked into school with her headphones in but got stopped by her friends.

"Where is your bag?" One of her friends said.
"I sleeped in obviously! Are you stupid!" She replied.

She walked into her maths classroom and sat down.

The teacher was talking about boring maths, so she decided to sleep. When she woke up, she found herself in an empty classroom at lunchtime.

"Oh well." She said to herself.
She walked to the cafeteria.

"Give me a ham sandwich with mayo and lettuce and no tomatoes and no butter and I want my bread brown bread and the bread has to be fruity bread and put twelve, 8 centimetre slices of carrot and a bit of grated cheese. Have you got all that!? I'm not repeating myself. If you get it wrong I'm reporting you to the head teacher!" She said.

"Ummmmm.........ok." Said the dinner lady.

She stood up on top of a table and shouted "I don't care what anyone says I'm going to sleep and none of you idiots will stop me!"

Everyone laughed at her and made her leave the room.

And she was never seen agin.