cherryfanboy asked: "Enoch: will u ever use ur peculiarity to scare ur kids"
Enoch: *evil grin*
Horace: this is why i will refuse to buy any family pets, in fear of THIS *points at Enoch who is still evilly grinning like Sangwoo*
Enoch: but mister fluffy loves kids!
Horace: enoch who's-- NO WHAT DID YOU DO NOW OH GOD
Enoch: *pulls out a smol puppy who looks like frankenstein and looks like he's suffering* meet my pet!
Horace: *screams so loud a trinket falls off a nearby shelf* *hat falls off* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS WHAT THE HELL??? wHERE DID YOU GET THAT????????????
Enoch: *still grinning so much that his face hurts* dont scream so loud! Jacob is gonna hear an' he's going to yell at us
Horace: *puts his hat back on and brushes himself off* ahem.... geez enoch put that thing away im nearly having a heart attack... *stares at mister fluffy and tries not to scream again*
Enoch: my answer is yes i will scare our children with mister fluffy and miss flowerpot! it will be so fun! hahaha! ill leave them under their beds an--
Horace: do i even want to know about miss flowerpot or whatever tha hell you call her?
Enoch: i can show you!
Horace: OKKKKKK WELL THEN I THINK THIS CHAPTER IS OVER. *mutters* i think im going to go have some coffee and donuts...
Enoch: goodbye then! im going to go play with mister fluffy!
Horace: why do i even try.....
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ask the lovers - enorace
Humoran ongoing q&a about enoch and horace (from my au; we are the dreamers) ask them anything, and they'll answer. no nsfw or particularly violent questions please.
