Transformers Oneshots

Jazz x Witwicky!Female!Reader

The morning just past, your brother,Sam, had returned from the police station because apparently his car was stolen and they didn't believe him. What where the police officers on? Drugs!? Ugh they infuriated me! But right now, I was just chillaxing in my room listening to my jazz music, I had on the denim shorts, skin tight, knee high tan boots and a white strappy crop top. I had my blonde hair down and my aviator sunglasses on as I just laid on my bed listening as the music made its way to my ears. I was bobbing My head along to it when I heard something fall downstairs. I turned off my music and went down to check it out, taking off my glasses in the process and hanging them from my shirt. I tiptoed downstairs as I head Sam on the phone to his annoying and perverted friend Miles.
"--tans Camaro is stalking me, the Devils car has come..I..I got a go,bye cya!" He smacked his phone down as he ran out the house, looking at me and then darting away. I knew he wanted me to follow him so I did, I took my motorbike and got it set up and immediately got my keys out my pocket and started the ignition. I drove next to Sam as he raced down the street away from the car, I tried getting it to stop following Sam but it had its focus set on Sam. I was getting worried when suddenly I couldn't see it anymore and Sam had just flipped over the bike and landed on his back, right I front of his crush...Mikalea Barnes. She was an alright gal, but she Hung out with the wrong people y'know? Me and her used to be buddy buddy helping her dad out with cars, but not anymore... Long story short, we both have a criminal record for trying to save him...but I wasn't gonna let her dad get sent away was I? Anyway once they had a nice chit chat, we where on our way again and ended up in a scapyard.
"Bloody hell why are we here Sam!" He gives me a quick glare but his face shows relief once he looked behind me, I run and see a cop car.
"Oh thank god your here...hey come one get out the car!" He slammed his hands down on the hood. Ooo bad idea, the cop jerked the car forward and I started putting the key in the ignition of my motorbike as I yelled out to sam.
" THAT AIN'T NO COP MOVE YA ARSE!" I turn the key and speed off, as I see it transform. Bloody hell what did dad put in my tea. I go to grab Sam but the giant robot swung his arm out and hit Sam, the force pushed me off my motorbike sending it in the opposite direction, and me next to Sam on the floor. I'm about to get up again slowly, because he's yelling at Sam but he seems to think other wise and grabs my hand, dragging me away from the evil lookin thing. SAMs Camaro comes by and sweeps the robot off its feet and also transforms. Jesus Christ how many are there? I start sprinting with Sam as a skeletal , metal, mini bot comes after us, muttering absolute gibberish. So naturally I yell at it.
"уйти робот идиот!!" (Go away robot idiot) It stopped and looked at me and it start talking...but I understood it.
"как вы знаете, наш язык человека?!" (How do you know our language human?!) I stood shocked oblivious to the fact that Sam had left me, grabbed Mikalea off her scooter and before I could ask, she had an electric saw and chopped its head off. I stood shocked...but snapped out of it when I saw the yellow robot in front of us. We had somehow formed a small line of three. I brushed off their conversation as I stared at the robot with a thoughtful look on my face. I interrupted Mikalea and stepped forward to say something, because I knew it would follow my request, before it transformed back into a car.
"Помоги мне" (Help me) and then my eyes closed and I fell, landing on small rocks on my side. The robot grabbed me in his servo and transformed into the good lookin Camaro before driving off somewhere.

Time skip to the alleyway~~

I woke up with a minor headache and a few bruises on my left side. Sam and mikeala where just stepping out as the car slowed down to a stop in an alleyway. I stumbled out with them and stood beside them, holding my head with one of my hands, and using my other for balance. I bunch of meteors fell from the sky and both Sam and Mikalea ran after it, I stayed by the yellow robots side. They came back a few minutes later and told me what they saw. As they finished I heard multiple car engines and tyres screech to a stop. A H2 Hummer ambulance, a GMC Topkick, a Peterbuilt 379, and a Pontiac solstice. I liked the last one because it was my favourite mix of colours , silver, and it had to be one of those cars from Jazz Musicals. Knowing this was a robot and I had literally nearly fallen for it, I kept my emotions at bay. We stepped forward a bit and they all transformed. The Peterbuilt kneeled in front of us and started speaking in a really deep voice.
"Are you Samuel James Witwicky and (Y/N) Primus?" Sam looked like a secret was revealed and I was confused.
"Um my last name is Witwicky?" I said it more like a question but Sam sighed and quickly made me turn to face him, he held my hands and looked me in the eyes.
"(Y/N) what I'm about to say will come as a shock to you, but you will still be my favourite, Jazz music lover, best mechanic girl, I will every know." I nodded slowly as the robots knew what was about to happen.
"You...um..where.a..ad...adopted..."
Silence...
"Okay" I said slowly and adjusted slowly in my mind.
"You aren't mad about this?" He was still holding my hands.
"Well if ma real parents gave me away they wouldn't want me would they? Your parents gave me a happy life instead of being in an adoption centre, so no I ain't mad, I just wanna thank ya for it" I felt him let go of my hands and see some of the robots smile, before the red and blue Peterbuilt continued.
"I am Optimus prime, We are autonomous robotic organisms
from the planet Cybertron."

I drifted off from the conversation again as I stared at what used to be a silver Pontiac solstice. I only listened in again when he did a flip and started talking.
"What's crackin' little bitches?"
I stared in was at the robot now known as jazz. I managed to vaguely catch their names but when Ratchet was introduced, that was funny.
"The males hormones uggests he wants to mate with the brown haired female" I put my hands on my mouth to stop myself from laughing.
"And the blond one shows dna scans of being a techno-organic" I knew what that was somehow and just said yes belle they talked about boring stuff. When we where apparently all leaving, Jazz scooped me up and transformed so I was in the front seat.
"So little lady, whatcha like ta do round here?"
"Well, I like ta listen to jazz music, how ironic, but ya know, it's nice ta sunbath in the garden when it's super hot out"
And we had a lovely conversation all the way back to SAMs house. It ain't really mine now is it?
I stayed with jazz and we talked quietly, avoiding the others but he had heard Optimus say 'autobots roll out!' I think he forgot I was with him and sped off with the others, I sat there awkwardly and squealed when he turned around a sharp corner. He lost concentration for a moment, to yell at me.
"WHAT ARE YA DOING HERE LADY?!" So I yelled back.
"YA DIDN'T PUT ME DOWN YA METAL LAD AND I WAS HERE THE ENTIRE TIME!"
"Oh yeah" I stared at his dashboard in shock.
"Oops would 'ave been a better response lad" out little bonding session was cut short when he swerved and transformed, me balancing on his shoulder. He jerked his arms as the turned into a blaster and a magnet sort of thing. I nearly fell as I was in heels and grabbed onto what I think was his neck cables. His eye-optics widened and he nearly fell backwards and grunted quietly. He looked at me sternly, still mainly fo using on the people in black...MIKALEA AND SAM ARE HANDCUFFED?!
" hey lady, did ya hear what I said?" I shook my head.
"I said don't touch MA neck in that area...it is kinda sensitive and not for a friend to touch." I nodde and focused back on the group to see Bee lubticatinon the grey haired guy. I giggled but stopped once what Jazz had said went through my mind, my heart twinged when he said a friend. I heard a chopper over head and looked at jazz, he placed me down and told me to hide, but before he went he hid himself and told me something that would stay with me forever.
" I don't care that I 'ave just met ya, but I love ya and that ain't changing, just keep ya hands to yourself for now aye?" I blushed but nodded, quickly kissing his lip plates before scrambling off and running towards the bridge where I saw Optimus just barely hanging on.

Jazz better not be dead when I see him again