Wanted

Hot potato

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU-" he covered my mouth and ran adrenaline rushed through me as I watched the world go by in a blur we were going maybe 40 no 50 oh who the heck am I kidding I got no clue all I know is we were going faster than any normal human could go we ran until he ran into something and I was pulled out of his arms and in someone else's who ran the opposite direction with just as much speed and vigor except this time we stopped and jumped over the roofs until we were in the forest were the man stoped I saw one of the men who was in the store he fell to his knees as I saw the one who saved me from the other in the Chinese place biting him 2nd ok so Ima start calling them numbers by order of kidnaping don't judge me I'm getting confused too anyway 2nd thrashed 3rd but he wouldn't let go 2nd rolled on his back holding me tightly to his chest trying to protect me I herd 3rd yelp in surprise but then he pushed 2nd off of him and grabbed me I was in his arms and he was running then he stopped as the one who hit on me jumped or should I say floated down and took me from 3rd , 3rd gave a low growl as I realized ears were sprouting from his head and a tail was swishing behind him 4th only laughed and floated back up to the tree and started walking the branches as I heard a yowl from the ground I looked down to see a fox and a wolf biting at 4th's feet he continued to laugh until he was silenced by you guessed it 5th the other guy from the store "YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" (Don't worry I'll give more detail when there in there true forms (these are there disguises for the real world ) unless of course you prefer me draw them alone I mean there all on the cover but doesn't hurt to have extra clarification) I yelled at the top of my lungs 4th looked down at me and gave a wicked grin as he jumped/floated higher up the tree 5th just followed him shouting words 4th seemed to sidestep and pause when he said them as if dogging something that wasn't there until he too froze I saw a sassy smile on his face as he plucked me from 4th and floated down back to the second to lowest branch until we came out of the forest were he jumped down not floating and walked into a restaurant were he promptly set me down across from him
"order whatever you like" he said in a proper tone I just look at him dumbfounded as I watched him
"um hello you just kidnaped me as what like my 5th kidnapper and you expect me to have lunch with you ? Nu uh I want some answers and I want them now" he simply smiled
"order and I'll tell you everything you want to know" he looked at me then I heard the door and saw 1st to 4th and the guy who was with 1st who I'm starting to think will be 6th walk in they see us and all take seats around us in positions were they can all watch me 5th laughed quietly "order I want you to have lunch before we continue" he's got to be kidding me any minute now they will yell got ya and I will be able to go home and make sure no rats decided to move in under my bed the spiders were one thing but rats definitely owed rent
I tried to eat as slow as I could so I could because I don't know about you but I didn't want to be passed around like a hot potato anymore "so" I said with a mouthful of food "why am I the shiny new toy everyone wants" I say as I sip a bit of my drink I hear the two who I think are 3rd and 4th sigh like I just said the sweetest thing on the planet
"Shiny toy? You are no shiny new toy you are a woman a strong beautiful resourceful independent spirited woman not a simple toy" ok is this guy for real does he not get a metaphor when he hears one I hear 2nd and 3rd laugh as I let out an exasperated sigh and roll my eyes "why do all your buddies and you keep playing hot potato with me " this made 2nd 3rd and 4th bust out laughing I think I even saw 1st grin I think the only ones not laughing was supposed 6th who looked just as confused as 5th if not more "hot potato? I do believe that hot potato goal is sopose to not have the potato in your hands while our goal is to have you in our hands I don't understand what you mean " I growl with makes 1st 2nd and 3rd perk up to look at me alert I was almost done with my plate I had forgotten to eat slow because this guy was unreal not to understand a metaphor he seemed English proper accent I was sure he wasn't speaking broken English he used to many big words to speak broken he just seemed dull in the head "why did I Get Kidnaped" I asked like I was asking a child this made 5th blush and everyone but 1st busted out laughing 3rd even fell out of his seat witch I hate to say this but I found kinda cute in a crazy confusing what the heck is going on kinda way he pursed his lips "it would be easier to show you—oh hey your done" 5th got up and was about to pick me up but before he could I grabbed one of his arms and put it behind his back and drove it into his shoulder blade "nu hu I'm not being passed anymore" 4th and 3rd sighed again like I just said something utterly romantic I rolled my eyes but before I could get him to tell me what the heck was going on mr sparky (4th) wrapped his arms around my waist "feisty I love it " he whispered in my ear I let go of my captor completely stunned stiff and allured he picks me up and runs to the forest and then he jumps up on a branch before he loses his balance and I fall out of his arms into 6ths he smiles lovingly down at me then bolts
To cut a long story short 6th starts running only to lose my to third then 2nd in secession 5th gets another crack at it and then back to 6th ending at 1st
Al the sudden there all around us 1st grins then black