Kelly Ingle: Drake Christopher..
Kafarganog White: went riding on his pet nyan cat
Amber Watson: he took a wrong turn
Kristina Fritz: But then found a ninja turtle!
Kafarganog White: and ended up at a Pokemon stadium.
Kafarganog White: Drake then started off on a journey to...
Kristina Fritz: the center of the Earth!
Tiffany Tran: and then found his self stranded on the moon
Kristina Fritz: So he built a rocketship with Chuck Norris...
Tiffany Tran: and made a burrito
Kristina Fritz: which led him to discover a alien that looked like BryanStars!
Kelly Ingle: so they went to subway
Tiffany Tran: and found Bryan in a Buffalo Costume
Kafarganog White: Which prompted him to run around with his light saber.
Kristina Fritz: With a dog dressed up as a grape!
Tiffany Tran: the dog walked by and said "moo"
Kafarganog White: The alien walked by and said " MEGTFYHrjsegtdf CFX<>"
Kristina Fritz: And then it started raining fruit punch...
Tiffany Tran: Drake held out a cup and lets in fall into the cup
Kafarganog White: A watermelon hit the alien in the face
Camille Lapuz: And he drank it!
Tiffany Tran: Drake then walked up to charlie sheen and said "YOU'RE DRUNK LIKE LINDSEY LOHAN PWNDDD"
Camille Lapuz: And then Lindsey turned into a Swedish fish
Kafarganog White: And Drake ate her
Tiffany Tran: Drake walked away like nothing happened
Kafarganog White: He decided it was time to catch his first Pokemon
Kristina Fritz: So he teleported to France..
Kelly Ingle: where he wondered into the tall grass
Tiffany Tran: and found a Pokemon
Kristina Fritz: Which had the power to produce epic dubstep noises.
Kafarganog White: It was . . . . . .. . Garbodor and it was level 1000!
Tiffany Tran: when It made a move, 10 levels were added to it
Kristina Fritz: So Drake caught it!
Tiffany Tran: and painted the pokeball
Kristina Fritz: With pickle juice.
Kafarganog White: Which preserved the Pokemon and made it level up 100 levels.
Tiffany Tran: it evolved to different Pokemon's
Kristina Fritz: And then Lady Gaga appeared out of a trash can..
Kafarganog White: And Drake gave her a hug
Tiffany Tran: and she started yelling "I WAS BORN THIS WAYYYYY"
Kristina Fritz: So Drake slapped her with a box of Swedish Fish.
Tiffany Tran: She walked away
Kafarganog White: Drake waved goodbye and went to Japan to go buy the latest link video game, skyward sword.
