Henlo, I am Ron. I am a black bird with shiny blue eyes. You know what else is blue? The things I get for Becky. I get Becky blue. Lots and lots of blue. What I want is to smash. But I can't smash. Becky is smashin' that hoe Ben instead of me.
Long long time ago Becky used to let me smash. But Becky found Ben. Now Becky smashes with Ben. And I smash with nobody. So I am a very lonely bird. I have seen another fellow smasher Sophie but I have never wanted to smash her. She is not a good smasher. I want to smash Becky. And Becky only.
I keep asking Becky to smash but she doesn't want my tail or my blue or my yellow. But I keep giving her more in hoping that she will want it one day. She just continues to smash Ben.
I know she will want sum fuk one day.
