CaptainSteve: Hey guys, reminder that we are going to Woodrow's Charity Event to visit with orphans!
NotTonyStank: Who siged us up for this?!
CaptainSteve: Um, I did. And you misspelled the word signed.
SonofOden: WHAT HATH THOU SIGNED US UP FOR, STEVEN SON OF ROGERS?
CaptainSteve: A charity event. And it's just Steve.
Red_Hour_Glass: Ooooh! This will be fun to watch! Clint your good with kids right?
CaptainSteve: It's "you're"!
Red_Hour_Glass: Shut up Steve!
BullseyeGuy: I've had some experience with kids ;)
CaptainSteve: And Nat... you might want to zip up the front outfit a bit more.
Red_Hour_Glass: What do you mean?
NotTonyStank: He means he doesn't want your cleavage displayed in front of a bunch of impressionable children.
Red_Hour_Glass: Nobody's ever complained before.
NotTonyStank: Why would we? You're the only one on the team with boobs!
Red_Hour_Glass: I don't know, Thor's are pretty impressive...
SonofOden: WHAT ARE THESE OBJECTS YOU SPEAK OF AND WHY ARE MINE BETTER THAN THOSE OF NATASHA DAUGHTER OF ROMANOVA?
BullseyeGuy: Let's just drop the subject.
The_Other_Guy: Am I coming?
CaptainSteve: Sorry bud, but they specifically asked for you not to come. :(
The_Other_Guy: Thats so unfair!!
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NotTonyStank: NATASHA FACETIME A LULLABY RIGHT NOW!!!
The_Other_Guy: jk guys... really had you there... 😂 I understand they don't want me around children.
{Later}
Red_Hour_Glass: Most. Hilarious. Time. Of. My. LIFE!!
CaptainSteve: It was pretty funny.
SonofOden: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR HUMOROUS POINT OF VEIW.
The_Other_Guy: What happened?
Red_Hour_Glass: A little girl in a tutu handed Thor his hammer. I'm dying
BullseyeGuy: Thor, your face was priceless!!
SonofOden: MAY I REMIND YOU THAT SHE HAS BEEN THE ONLY MIDGARDIAN TO LIFT MJOLNIR. EVEN THE FEEBLE ATTEMPTS OF ANTHONY SON OF STARK'S HAVE FAILED.
The_Other_Guy: Are you referring to when Tony made a device specifically designed to pick up up Mjolnir?
BullseyeGuy: He did what?!
Red_Hour_Glass: Oh that's right, you were on vacation, Clint.
NotTonyStank: He doesn't need to know.
BullseyeGuy: Oh I definitely do need to know.
CaptainSteve: So Tony was determined to prove his theory that machines could pick up mulnear.
SonofOdin: MJOLNIR.
Red_Hour_Glass: So he locked himself in his lab for two whole weeks and eventually came out with this crazy contraption.
NotTonyStank: Stop.
CaptainSteve: He put it next to Mjolnir and turned it on.
NotTonyStank: Kill me now.
Red_Hour_Glass: It tried for sixteen hours until it shorted out.
The_Other_Guy: We could hear him crying in his laboratory for days.
NotTonyStank has left the chat
BullseyeGuy: Hey Nat...
Red_Hour_Glass: Yeah, Clint?
BullseyeGuy: Let's do this.
The_Other_Guy: Oh no...
SonofOden has left the chat
CaptainSteve: What's wrong?
Red_Hour_Glass: Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want!
BullseyeGuy: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
The_Other_Guy: Oh God, make it stop.
Red_Hour_Glass: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.
BullseyeGuy: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
The_Other_Guy: Somebody shoot them. Or me. I don't care anymore.
Red_Hour_Glass: I wanna
BullseyeGuy: I wanna
Red_Hour_Glass: I wanna
BullseyeGuy: I wanna
CaptainSteve: I WANNA REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANNA ZIGAZIG AH!!
The_Other_Guy: No, not you too, Steve!
Red_Hour_Glass: If you want my future, forget my past
BullseyeGuy: If you wanna get with me, better make it fast
CaptainSteve: Now don't go wasting my precious time
Red_Hour_Glass: Get your act together we could be just fine
The_Other_Guy: I give up.
BullseyeGuy: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
CaptainSteve: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
Red_Hour_Glass: I wanna
BullseyeGuy: I wanna
CaptainSteve: I wanna
Red_Hour_Glass: I wanna
The_Other_Guy has left the chat
BullseyeGuy: I WANNA REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA ZIGAZIG AH!!!
CaptainSteve: Thats was so much fun! What song is that? I need to add it to the list.
BullseyeGuy: "Wanna Be" by the Spice Girls.
CaptainSteve has left the chat
Red_Hour_Glass: Hey Clint... again?
BullseyeGuy: YO, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY, REALLY WANT!!!
A/N
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