[kyumin] Criminal Acts

Sungmin swears when he sees the red-and-blue

lights in his rearview mirror. He tips his head back

against the headrests and closes his eyes briefly,

cursing his bad luck. The last thing he needs after a

day of late appointments and missed targets and

that asshole Zhou Mi trying to threaten him (motherfucker, Sungmin thinks, because there is no

way he's going to give up territory he's staked out

for years before Zhou Mi even showed up), is to get

pulled over by a cop. Sungmin thinks about the gun in his glove

compartment and sighs, tempted. He shakes his

head and opens his eyes, mouth wry. No, he

doesn't need to end the day in jail for shooting a

cop either. Heechul will hand him his ass on a plate

if that happened. In his side mirror, Sungmin watches the cop step

out of the car. It's nearing twilight now, early

evening, but there's enough light to see that the

cop is young and tall. He's slender and fit and his

legs seem to go on for miles under his crisp blue

uniform. Well. That's unexpected. Sungmin follows the cop in the mirror, eyes

flickering with every step. He licks his lips as he

catches a glimpse of the face under the brim of the

cap. Unexpected but not unwelcome. "Officer," he says brightly. "What seems to be the

problem?" He's young, this one, younger than Sungmin

guessed. He looks like he's barely out of his teens

(barely out of the academy) and Sungmin can

practically feel his spine curve with pleasure at the

thought. This is going to be fun. The cop frowns at Sungmin's tone. "You were

speeding," he says crisply, holding up his badge for

Sungmin's inspection. "Do you know what the

speed limit on this road is?" Sungmin tilts his head to the side as cutely as he can

manage. "Um," he says thoughtfully, tapping his

bottom lip with a finger. "80kph?" Very

deliberately, he lets the finger drag his lip down, full

and red, revealing just a glimpse of the white of his

teeth. He can see the cop's eyes flicker, though they grow cold immediately after. No mind. Sungmin likes a challenge. And (Sungmin

reads his badge with lowered lashes) Cho Kyuhyun

is just his type. "The speed limit is 50kph," Kyuhyun tells him, "and

do you know how fast you were going?" Sometimes they make it so easy. Sungmin spreads

his thighs a little bit, knowing that his jeans, though

loose, are cupping his crotch in a very revealing

way. He tilts his head slightly, letting his long