JOKES! part ONE....

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#1:

jessy:FATHER!! im pregnant!!!

father Carl:hey!! u... shut up ur mouth i let u be a girl then now..... STOP faking PEDRO!!

oh men...

geys!!

#2:

father julius:mother... lets go to the bedroom...

mother riannhe:OMG..

father julius:mother pls close the door..

mother riahnne:noo...

father julius:pls turn of the light mother...

mother riannhe:...

father julius:im just going to SHOW u my new GLOW IN THE DARK rossary...

mother riannhe:-.-" nice father..

no green minded!!!

#3:

in the shop...

infront of it has a poop..

renz:hey morgan! theres a poop here what should i do??

morgan:IDIOT!! u just need to avoid it!!

renz:oh, ok!!

wait... OMG!!

the poop is MOVING and FLYING...

morgan:what?! let me look...

then morgan look..

morgan:ur so MORON RENZ!!

that poop is print and animated!!

renz:oh,sorry...

morgan:let me look at ur eyes..

what are u wearing??

renz:my animated shades.. why??

morgan:what does it shows??

renz:umm... flying and moving even if it is not...

morgan:UR SO IDIOT!!!! >_<

haha!! wear that too... XD

#4:

in the cafe shop...

waiter:mam... whats ur order??

mary:one caramel iced cofee...

jenny:mine is choco bread and strawberry shake..

waiter:urs mam??

lianne:ummm... mine is plain popcorn and coca cola

waiter wrong mom!! were only selling flavored shake,cofee and bread...

lianne:oh,sorry..

(pahiya/shys)

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