(Dora is in the forest searching for Boots)
Dora: Hola everybody! Can you see my friend Boots?
Off-screen kids: We don't know you idiot! Look for him yourself!
(Dora searches for Boots without asking the kids, but to no avail.)
Dora: Hmmmm. I cannot find Boots. Ah! I'll check the map. Oh Maaaaap!!!
Boots: Here I am!
Dora: AAAAAAAAUUGH!!!! You scared the shit out of me stupid!
Boots: Sorry. What adventure will we go on today?
Dora: I don't want to go on an adventure.
Boots: WHAAAAAT???!! But you love adventures!
Dora(screaming): NO I DON'T YOU IGNORANT CHIMP! I don't want to do it and that's final.
Boots: Fine then. I'll go on an adventure.
Dora: No you won't.
Boots: Oh yeah? (sticks out bottom lip) Sez hoo??
Dora: If I can't have an adventure, neither can you.
Boots: What? That is totally unfair.
Dora: I don't care. I hate all of you.
Boots: Hmmm. Well, if you won't let me have an adventure, I'll tell Swiper to go steal your stuff.
Dora: I'll just hide my stuff. You really think it's that easy???
Boots: I hate you Dora.
Dora: I hate you more.
Boots: I hate you even more than Mario hates Bowser.
Dora: I hate you even more than I hate going on adventures.
Boots: I hate you even more than what you just said.
Dora: I DON'T CARE!!!
Boots: ME NEITHER!!!!!
Dora: RAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Boots: RRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Dora + Boots: RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Dora and Boots walk away.)
Boots(thinking): Stupid Dora. I'll sneak off and go on an adventure when she goes out of sight. That'll show her, the insolent ignoramus.
(Dora goes out of sight. Boots blasts off into space like a rocket. He realizes there is no air and dies. Some hideous magical pony from Happyland puts a spacesuit on him and he revives.)
Boots: Huh? (sees the pony) SKIDADDLE YOU STUPID HORSE!!!! (pony explodes in a shower of blood. Bits of blood splats on Boots' helmet. Boots licks the blood and smiles.) Mmmmmm. Now on to the adventure.
(Boots zooms off. He reaches a planet that is full with pigs.)
Boots: Ah! Pig Planet. The smelliest place in the universe. (puts on gas mask and zooms to Pig Planet)
