hey it's me
this morning, i woke up to le ex boyfriend calling. i let it ring and he left a voicemail. "hey babe, im gonna need all the stuff you borrowed from me back...including the necklace." or some shit like thatfirst off nigga, no. i burnt all your shit.
secondly, i didn't borrow the necklace. you gave it to me..after your mom, god rest her soul, bought it. for me. so please go and shove a purple dildo in your holes.