“Hello this is--”
“Taehyung?”
“Jeez rude, at least let me finish the intro. Plus I already told you, if you're looking for Mingyu, call in the morning. We switched shifts.”
“Oh yeah...I didn't pay attention to that part.”
“And since you call my little brother an a-hole, you guys should be the same age right?”
“Yeah, so?”
“Jisoos Kris, you're ruder than I thought. I'm older than you by 2 years, you should call me by honorifics."
"What? You want me to call you noona?”
“What the hell, I'm a guy. Older BROTHER, remember? Plus, can't you tell my deep sexy ass voice?”
“Pfft. Sexy? Seriously? You're nothing near that.”
“Wow. Rude.”
“Can you stop calling me that.”
“Can you start calling me hyung?”
CALL ENDED
“Can that guy get any ruder? Jeez.”
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-rude | vkook.
Fanfiction"stop hanging up on me, goddam it." ft. other ships + lowercase intended all rights reserved. @chenlayonthebed
