Creepypasta:Dark Hills Divide

Chapter 1

They all came back from their killing spree,blood all over their hands and clothes. Killing sprees were always the perfect way to start their day in the mansion.

"I just had the ultimate cringe when I saw the fat and ugly kid I murdered. In my head, I was like 'CRINGE'! So then I killed him for being fat and ugly like my mom!" Jason said, sounding pleased with himself. "Well good for you Jason! No one likes fat people anyways." Anesthesia said, looking at her bloody weapon. "Hey LJ, how'd you do on your killing spree?" BEN asked, raising a brow towards LJ. "It was fine..... But it would have been a whole lot better if the damn thing didn't scream so fucking much!" LJ mumbled angrily.

The rest of the day was with them all sitting on the couch, watching the movie Insidious. "I found the ultimate cringe again!!!" Jason shouted. He jumped off the couch, paused it, and pointed to the TV. "That ain't no cringe session, it's a lady." Candy Pop replied, cringing at the woman on the screen. "I know a cringe when I see one, and I say that she's a cringe!" Jason argued. Anesthesia got up from the couch and bitch slapped them both. "Will you two shut the hell up!" Anesthesia shouted. "PROFANITY WOMAN!!!" They both screeched. Just when they were about to fight each other, Slenderman appeared. But next to him was a girl they didn't know.

"Children, this is our new teammate. Now be nice to her, she's new here." Slenderman said, then disappeared. "Hi! I'm April, April Fools. Happy to see you all!" April piped, shaking their hands one by one. "I'm Laughing Jack. This is Jeff the killer, Anesthesia, Jason the toy maker, Candy Pop, and BEN Drowned." She looked at LJ with a terrified look. "Aw, what's wrong? "Are you scared of clowns?" LJ asked, a smirk appearing on his face. "No! I'm not scared of a stupid clown!" "DON'T SAY THAT! HE'S GONNA KILL YOU!!!"

His smirk disappeared and was replaced with a horrific and murderous smile. "So... I'm just some stupid looking clown that loves to kill? Well, if you wanna play....... Let's play!" LJ said through gritted teeth. Slenderman appeared again and looked at April. They could all tell that he wasn't smiling.... But glaring at her. "NEVER insult him! Jack is very unstable if you tend to fight him! Do you UNDERSTAND!?" Slenderman yelled. She was taken aback by his sudden outburst. "~Slendy... She hit me too.~" LJ wailed, tugging at his sleeve. "WTF!?!?" April screeched. "Yeah, we all saw it. After calling him a stupid clown, she bitch slapped him on the cheek." Jeff lied, holding LJ in his arms. "Yeah! And she called him a bitch, and we were all like 'PROFANITY WOMAN!' but no! She still hit him!" Jason replied, glaring at her.

"If you want to be part of the team, you treat LJ with respect. Now, I'll be gone for a while. I'll be back in a little bit. Be sure that April doesn't pester with Jack." Slenderman said, then once again disappeared from the mansion. "WTF!?!? Why did you lie about me!?!?" April screamed. "Cause you called him a stupid clown. No one has ever called him stupid clown...... NEVER!" Jason replied, giving her a nasty glare. "Yeah, no one calls him stupid clown! LJ didn't do anything to you, so why do you need to pester with LJ, twit?!" Anesthesia challenged. Jeff appeared again, but came out of LJ's room."LJ is now locked in his room crying his eyes out. You really are helpful April." Jeff said. She knew that he said helpful sarcastically. April was then givin 10 days left to apologise. Or else she was gonna have to fight LJ....... Solo