It hurts. It hurts so much. I can't believe this. I trusted her with all of my heart. And what did she give me in return, only a broken heart. I loved her. I think still do. Is it stupid? I miss her, goodbye Fiona. So much regret. I'm sorry. If I were a girl I would've treated him better.
I'm so happy I was able to leave him. He was abusive and manipulative, a dicktator, a cheating bastard. I should've left sooner. I love Donkey now. He loves me more than Shrek ever did. If I were boy I would've treated her better.
What? My best friend was a cheating bastard but he has a good heart. I'll treat her better instead of you. I'll treat you better. Fiona is irreplaceable. I'll take her walls down for you, Shrek.
It was me, I did it all. I convinced Shrek to be with another girl and told Fiona. Now Donkey is with Fiona, I'll do it all over again if I have to. You don't mess with a puss and not face consequences. I ain't got on these boots for no reason. It was my sense justice and ogre and ogre shouldn't be together. An ogre shouldn't be with anyone, they don't deserve it. I swear on my kitty whiskers I'll never live to see the day an ogre is happy.
