25 February, 2017
Hey there!
Guess who? What, no, I'm NOT a total stranger. It's... uhm... It's me! It's Yale! From that one site. The name? Oh, Err.... Puppy Friends!
Wait! Wait! Not PuppyFriends.com! I repeat, DO NOT VISIT THAT WEBSITE! Seriously, do not. I forgot the name of the place we met. I'd look it up, but my PC kinda.... Well, let's just say I'm a total klutz.
>.<
If you want to, err.... If ya wanna know more, about me I mean, just write back. Wait! Crap! Or my PC! You can totally just write back to talk to me about the PC, too!
Oh! And, well... Sorry for my enthusiasm.... Nah. I just... UGH! Why is writing to girls so hard? Whatever.... Sorry for my lameness.
Anyways... You asked me for details about myself! I'm kinda scatterbrained, as you can see, though I pay attention when it's something important to me! Hence how I was capable of remembering your address! 1910, Applebells Avenue, Missouri..... Right?
Well, erhm.... If I'm wrong.... I am so dearly sorry! If not, then yay! I've done something right!
All that drama aside, I'm short. Pathetically short, about 5'5". Dark green eyes are, well (since I'm attempting to make myself sound likable, yet retain my honesty) framed by slightly curly auburn hair. My ethnicity? Well, since it can be a touchy subject--Ms.ICan'tRememberYourNameForMyLifeDon'tShootMePlease-- I'll say in my next letter. I know, it's like, THE THING that you asked, so I'm sorry. I just don't feel safe giving it out, with our wonderful country's politics at the moment.
Let's see here... What else did you ask about... Right! What types of things I like to do and why. Well, I'm not much for--err--other people. They tend to annoy me. Not you, of course! You're fine!
Ugh.... don't listen to me. Life's... life's a mess at the moment...
Sorry for being so... Unforthcoming about myself.
