Hi guise,sowwy i havent posted in awhile..Shit has been going on with a bully,and i just cant..*sigh* I hope you understand me.And i hope you enjoy this lil ritual i made up for the holy emo feckin trinity XD♡
For this ritual,you will need:
5 fedoras (preferably brown or black)
5 cups of coffee
A carton of milk
A phone and a microphone
Now if you dont have a microphone you can use your hairbrush,it still works.
How to do the ritual:
You make a pentagram with the milk on the floor
You put the 5 fedoras at the end of the star's ends
You put the cups of coffee in the fedoras
Then,you sing the song above,with your microphone/hairbrush
Optional:You can air guitar so Mikey Way helps you with the ritual and bring more coffee
What happens if you do the ritual?
Gerard Way comes down and announces that MCR will come back (but in reality we know that they will never come back *g note cri*)
Brendon Urie spills milk all over himself and says that Ryden was real
And Patrick Stump marries a fedora
Thank you guys for reading!!It means a lot,and thank you for voting and reading on my last crack-story-thing!!Love yall,Keep Running.♡
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Emo Crack!! +Phan and emo youtubers XD
HumorYour everyday crack brought to you by several people and me!!Im gonna write memes here and alot of random crack band member stories i think of XD Hope you enjoy~!!💗
