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i had just finished watching the new jack maynard video when i decide to go on twitter to give him my daily spam.

@/jackmaynardbehellacute: hey @/jack_maynard23 i just wanna tell you that your hair is sexy.

@/jackmaynardbehellacute: i will get you to follow me @/jack_maynard23 one day and when i do i will be telling you so ;)

suddenly, my phone beeps. a notification? '@jack_maynard23 has followed you'

omg, did he.. what?

@/jackmaynardbehellacute: just a life update, @/jack_maynard23 followed me, i'm gonna go die in excitement now.. just kidding i'm gonna spam DM him :))

ha, this is hilarious! my idol, my inspiration, followed me! my life is complete!

alright, relax. stop fangirling, DM him. even though he won't answer.

@/jackmaynardbehellacute: okso, now that you followed me we're dating now right ??

@/jackmaynardbehellacute: hehe i can say anything i want cause you won't respond :)) so i'm just gonna say it, everyonethought your butt was cute in alex's video (;

ok, this was more entertaining then actually useful.

@/jack_maynard23: yeah i think it was pretty cute too.

oh. my. god! no way, no way, am i dreaming? pinch me!

@/jackmaynardbehellacute: oh gosh i'm definitely not about to have a heart attack <3

ok, he probably won't message back but i got one DM from him i guess.

@/jackmaynard23: no no don't do that, then i won't be able to talk to you.

ok, i'm definitely about to die of excitement now.

@/jackmaynardbehellacute: oh mah gad i just wanna say that i adore you and you're literally my ducking goal to be as cool as you.

ok, you might be thinking. ducking? really? damn autocorrect. just kidding, i don't like swearing.

@/jackmaynard23: this, anonymous is why i responded to you. you have a strange sense of humour.

@/jackmaynardbehellacute: anonymous?

@/jackmaynard23: well i don't know your name and i'm certainly not calling you jackmaynardbehellacute.

i giggle, this is the reason i loved him.

@/jackmaynard23: that's where you tell me your name.

oh right, haha.

@/jackmaynardbehellacute: my name is melanie