Glee Preferences 《 BOYS 》

• his pick up line •

Ps: Contains a lot of cursing

♡ William Schuester

You were in a terrible mood. Your mother still didn't support your decision of joining the glee club and was making your life impossible to live. She had called you to her office and told you you had a detention with her while the glee club meeting occurred. Of course, you weren't planning on obeying her.

You had just entered the choir room, you were extremely early and no one - except Mr. Schuester - was there. He turned when you drew closer to him.

'What are you doing here (Y/N)?', he asked with a casual smile, you were ready to answer but he cut you off, 'I thought angels weren't allowed down here on Earth.'

Needless to say, you were blushing scarlet. Even when he tried to coolly pass it off as him referring to your amazing voice - a sly smirk tugging at his lips.

♡ Finn Hudson

Mercedes had taking to watch you at all times ever since your incident in the hallways. She said she didn't want you to get hurt and from then on, you guys should come to school early to avoid such accidents. Since you had the same classes, she always sat next to you, and today you were grateful 'cause you had algebra first thing in the morning.

Finn Hudson and some of his football buddies were sitting on the table in front of you. Halfway through the class, he turned around to face you, looking very nervous.

'Hey, (y/n), right? Are you any good at algebra?'

'Um, no, but I can try to help you, what is it?', you say, leaning forward to see his notebook.

'I was just wondering if you could replace my X without asking Y', he smiled sheepishly at you and you started laughing.

'Real smooth Hudson', you tell him and he turns round when Puck starts slapping his back. Mercedes rolls her eyes at Finn's antics and asks for your help with exercise number 18.

♡ Noah Puckerman

Kurt was having a good time, and that's all that mattered. You had thrown him a birthday party that was blasting with his favorite songs and members from the glee club. Mercedes was talking to Finn down by the pool and their resident Cheerios trio were sunbathing by the DJ's table. All the rest were having fun either by the drinks table or by the pool.

'Hey', Puck called you and you rolled your eyes, 'Is your name Summer? Cause you're smoking hot', he grinned at his line and offered you a drink.

You gave him a sickly sweet smile and then threw your drink at him. 'Stop being an asshole Puckerman, go fuck one of your little bitches and leave me alone.'

♡ Artie Abrams

Mr. Schue was throwing a mini house party at his condo and you were getting ready. It wasn't anything fancy but you really loved dressing up, so you put on a green and white dress that reached above your knees and a pair of black stilettos. What you didn't love though, was when your makeup went missing.

'DADDY HAVE YOU SEEN MY LIPSTICK?', you yelled so your father could hear you.

'NOPE, SORRY SWEETHEART', he yelled back and then the doorbell rang. 'ARTIE'S HERE.'

'YEAH I HEARD THAT.'

A few seconds later, your boyfriend was wheeling his way into your bedroom, where you still frantically searched for you makeup kit.

'Hey, you wearing makeup?'

'Not yet, that damn kit always goes missing', you sighed frustrated and he put a hand on your arm.

'No makeup is good makeup, you really shouldn't mess with perfection anyway', he tells you with a smile and you can't help but smile back.

♡ Blaine Anderson

Blaine was being a real pain in the ass today. From the moment you woke up, that little Dalton bastard started sending you horrible cheesy and shitty pick up lines by text messages and when he came by to take you out for lunch, he still hadn't stopped.

'Okay, one more, and I'll stop'

'Pleaseee'

'But we'll have to go somewhere first', he winked at you and started the engine again, leaving you moaning in frustration at the passenger's seat, why couldn't he just stop?

You rolled your eyes as soon as a church came into view, and you braced yourself for the last pick up line your boyfriend was going to use on you for the day. Blaine eagerly parked the car and turned to you with a bright smile and a spark in his eyes.

'Are you religious?'

'Yeah?'

'Good, 'cause you're the answer to all my prayers', you couldn't be angry at him with those puppy eyes staring at you filled with love and adoration.

'Damn it Anderson, how can you be so damn cute and annoying at the same time?', you ask and kiss him, telling him immediately after that to start the engine and take you away from the church.

♡ Sebastian Smythe

You frowned at your phone. Sebastian fucking Smythe had sent you a simple emoji with two hearts instead of eyes. He had been doing this ever since you had properly met. When the guys from New Directions went to confront Sebastian about what he had done, you went with them.

Then two days later, he visited Blaine at the hospital and you let him be, because he really looked like he regretted his actions. You started talking and somehow he got a hold of your number.

'Someone's at the door princess, can you answer it?', your dad - as you had started to call Will - called out from where he was cooking lunch in the kitchen.

'Yeah, no problem.'

You opened the door and were surprised to see Sebastian standing at your doorway, a bouquet of red roses on his hand, him smartly dressed in a black suit and his hair gelled backwards.

'H - hey Sebastian, whatcha doing here?', you asked taken aback.

'I was at home, and thinking of you,' he started with a smile, 'and then I took the most reckless decision of my life by coming here and hope for the chance that you'll listen to me. I just have to ask (y/n). . .'

'Yeah?'

'On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?', he offered you the flowers and kissed the back of your hand as your eyes met.

For some reason, you smiled, and let him in.