LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE!

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by Can-You-Not23

by Can-You-Not23

Astin's P.O.V

"I wish I was a bird." I commented quietly to myself but for some reason Dylan heard me.

"You already are a bird." He turned towards me and smiled.

"What do you mean." (WHEN YOU NOD YOUR HEAD YES BUT YOU WANNA SAY NO WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!) I asked confused.

"If your not a bird then how'd you fly into my life?" His smile widened at his clever come back.

I instantly blushed but my blush soon faded as Dylan's smile widen too far. He revealed sharp teeth and his smile turned wicked.his skin started peeling off showing oozing green slime.

It reminded me of all those slime videos on instagram. Ew. Fuck that shit.

"AHHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" I screamed as as his body twisted and changed it's shape to a four legged, green monster.

I felt rage build up inside my body, "WHAT DID YOU DO TO DYLAN?!" I screamed as I grabbed a nearby stick and slammed the stick on the alien's on the head.

"Ouch! What the heck! It's me,Dylan!" The alien said calmly.

"Dylan? What happened to you!" I was so shocked that I dropped my weapon.

"This is my final form!"

He watches too much anime. I thought to myself, but now that you mention it, the alien does have Dylan's hair.

"Fine. Tell me something that only Dylan knows."I wasn't going to let the body snatching alien win that easily.

"Our anniversary is on March 9th." He said while flipping his hair, which is longer than mine.

"Oh my gosh. It really is you." I FUCKING SAID IT.

"Yee bby. Let me turn you into an alien and let's make alien babies. Let us visit the whole galaxy and film tentacle porn." HE FUCKING SAID THAT!

"Omg bby. That sounds so good. Do me right now on this table bby." SHE FUCKINGSAID THAT MOTHER FUCKING AGAIN!(IM SO GODDAMN TIRED OF TYPING THIS GOD DAMN SHIT MOTHER FUCKING HELL IM BEING FORCED AGAINST MY WILL SOMEONE COME HELP ME IM IN THE BASEMENT HELP I HEAR THEM COMING HELPPPPPPP!)

Anyways, I flipped my hair away from my ears as his long, hard tentacle enter my ear hole thingy whatever it is called.

It hurt a lot. I felt my skin peeling away and my body changing form.

After my transformation was complete. I felt my power levels go OVER 9000!

"Okay bby. Let's goooo!" Dylan shouted as he jumped up into the air and started farting rainbows away.

"YEEEEE!" I shouted behind him but I was farting sparkles.

THE MOTHER FUCKING END BITCHES!

THIS WAS WEIRD AS SHIIIITT!