Rowan had just gotten home from school and saw a freak of nature he called mom cooking dinner.
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His mom looks back at him and says "Dinner will be ready soon." He asks "What's for dinner?" "Meat" his mother responds. "Oh ok." He responded and went to his room. He was sitting in his chair playing with his rat Becky he has a long relationship with Becky. There's one thing he will always remember about Becky once he stuck Becky up his bum about a month ago and couldn't get her out at the time he was only 6. This lasted for a week man not just on hour it was crazy. When Rowan was sitting at his desk he go a message from his 28 year old girlfriend saying "I need you to do a job. "
So when he got to his girlfriends house she was in the living room with a glued together yellow lego dildo in her bum. She asked him to pull it out. So he tried and failed, but he got part of it out. That made it even worse she had half of it stuck in her bum so she broke up with him. He didn't really care because he only wanted her because he didn't want anyone to know he was gay. So he left and saw a kid putting something on his car. The kid was wearing a pink and black tuxedo, and had a blue hat on. The kid finally finished and ran off. Rowan walked over and saw a paper on his car and it said "Party to night at 11:30!" He picked up the paper and got in the car. When he got home it was 10:36 so he started getting ready to go check out the party. When he got to the party the whole house was made of legos. On the front it said "TIMS FUCK HOUSE!" Then Rowan walked in.
