Dreams Do Come True (Niall Horan) (Completed)

Monkey Jokes

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Kiya's P.O.V

"So, is anyone up for iHop?" Tasha asked no one in particular whilst she was up in the front seat. "iHop! iHop! iHop!" Louis cheered insanely loud, like a six year old boy in a candy store with his mum. "Hey! Louis, no yelling in the car!" Tasha snapped, scowling at Louis in the rear-view mirror. "Sorry, mummy direction." Louis smirked, thinking that Tasha couldn't see him. Oh but boy was he wrong. Tasha has eyes like a hawk. "Watch it, Tommo." Said Tasha; warning him before she whoops his sorry little ass.

   There were silent "Oh!" earned all over the van, as Louis just sat there speachlessly. I just laughed out loud. These boys are basically part of Tasha and I's own little family. Scary thought, trust me: I know. "Oh, my God. I can't annoy anyone without Tasha fucking glaring at me. I am bored! So are we there yet?" Louis asked, well, whined. I heard Tasha breath out heavily, trying to answer but Niall had to butt in, "Yeah. Are we there yet? I'M HUNGRY!" The poor ole' Niall whined. Aw, poor Tasha; having to deal with this little immature 20, 21, 22 year olds. I have no say against that, because I have to deal with them too, you know.

"Mates, leave her alone! She's trying to drive. Geesh." Liam contemplated, and breathing the last word under his breath and shaking his head. I rolled my eyes and Harry gripped my hand. I kissed his cheek and snuggled up against his chest. "Oh yeah! Sorry, Buttercup!" Louis apologized. I could feel Tasha shaking her head, and rolling her eyes in the same process. Two minutes later, we were there. By the way, if you are wondering why Paul isn't/wasn't driving us, it's because he had to drop himself off at Simon's office, so Tasha volunteered to take over.

  We all scrambled out of the van; wanting to devourish food, to satisfy our hunger. A 5'7 man with black hair and hazel eyes began to approach us. He looked to be in his mid-twenties. "Hello, how many?" The man asked as he approached us. I looked around at our small little group, and mentally counting in my head. "Seven, please." I answered. "Seven? All right, just follow me please." His name tag read "Marcus", so we all followed Marcus who seemed to have left us, to tell us where we will be seated.

"Here we are. Now, let me go run to get the menus." Marcus nodded and walked back to the main entry way. Niall, Liam and Tasha sat on one side of the booth whilst Harry, Zayn and I sat on the other side. Louis had to pull an extra chair up to the booth. Haha, looser. Moments later, Marcus had returned with seven menus. "May I start you off with drinks?" Marcus asked as he laid down our menus. After he did so, he took out his note pad and pen.

"May I have some coke please?" Zayn asked. Marcus nodded and wrote it down. Next was Liam, who ordered water. "What do you want, love?" Harry asked me and rubbed my arm. I smiled as I felt goose bumps rise up from the spot where he had rubbed. "I'll take some mountain dew, please." I smiled. Marcus smiled and jotted it down. "And um, I'll have the same thing." Harry told Marcus. "I want orange juice!" Louis demanded like a child. I saw Liam glare at him from the other side of the table. "Please?" Louis added/asked nervously, hope filling his eyes. Liam nodded in exception.

"We would like some Irish Cream coffee. Extra sugar, sir." Niall ordered for Tasha and himself. How adorable is that? Okay, I know I find everything adorable about Niall and Tasha's relationship (Smiall, Tasha's last name: Smith and Niall's last name: Horan, combined together for their ship name!), but hey. What's there NOT to like about those two love-birds? "Okie dokie, I'll be right back with your drinks." Marcus shut his note pad type thing and walked off.

  Liam slammed down his menu and glared over at Louis. "Louis, seriously where are your manners?!" Liam snapped quietly, probably not wanting to draw people's attention to them, or us in general. "Sorry, mate. It took too much energy- or effort in this case- to say 'please'." Louis replied sassily. Liam sighed and picked up his menu. Liam looked at Louis one last time beofre scanning over his menu, "What am I going to do with you, kid?" Liam asked, not wanting a sarcastic answer from him.

  I laughed and looked over my own menu. Then, I looked at their breakfast menu. I loved their flap jacks (pancakes) here, and I looked at their flap jack options. My mouth began to water and my stomach rumbled when I saw a five-stacker blueberry flap jacks. "Oh, I want the five-stacker-blueberry flap jacks!" I said, pointing to the picture. "Then get yo flap jacks." Tasha told me sarcastically. All right, who turned these people's sarcastic switch on today?

  I snapped my fingers and winked. "I guess I will then!" i answered, fist pumping the air. Tasha laughed at my weirdness and Niall smiled at her, before kissing her cheek. Marcus arrived with our drinks, and placing them in front of us. "Are you all ready to oder?" He asked after he placed Louis' orange juice in front of him. "Yes we are." Liam answered for us. "Great! What would you like?" Once again, Marcus took his note book and pen out, getting ready to write down our orders.

  Everyone agreed on the five-stacker-blueberry flap jacks, because one, it's breakfast time. And second of all, iHop's flap jack's are excellent! They will be done and here in fifteen minutes tops. "So," Louis began after sipping his orange juice. "What do you plan on doing tonight? Or, what do you want to do tonight?" Louis asked me. I hummed and tapped my chin, looking up at the ceiling. "Spend the night with you and the boys?" My answer came out more as a question rather then a statement or answer. "She loves us!" Louis gaped before gasping. "Well, not anymore." I joked and Louis looked bewildered. I just laugh at his facial expression.

"Okay, okay, okay. So, I have a joke.." Tasha began. Everyone's attention was on her and what she was about to say. "Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?" Tasha asked as her eyes roamed around the booth. Clearly she was trying her best to keep her on-coming laughter inside of her before she broke free. We all shrugged our shoulders. "Because it was dead!" Tasha, Zayn and Louis were the only ones laughing at Tasha's lame joke. Instead, Harry, Liam, Niall and I all looked at them like they belonged in a mental institution.

"Best. Joke. EVER!" Louis wailed with laughter and clutched his sides. "Louis, weren't you a joke?" I asked, smirking at the glaring Louis. Liam, who was drinking his water he had ordered, almost choked on it due to my statement. The hilarious thing was that Louis' face went from a happy-go-lucky face to a death stare. I chuckled as Harry patted me on the back. "Nice one, babe." Harry complimented me. I smiled.

Louis' P.O.V (Oh God..)

"Okay, okay, okay. So, I have a joke.." Tasha said. I looked at her. her jokes were always retarded but, it's funny when she tells them, so I generally laugh. But, I had a feeling: this ought to be good. "Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?" Tasha asked. A monkey? This girl with monkeys, I swear. Goes for ducklings. She has such a huge soft-spot for animals it's cute. But, this joke must be really funny because it looked like she was TRYING to hold back laughter. We all exchanged glances before shrugging our shoulders. Here we go..

"Because it was dead!" Tasha began to cry of laughter. See? I told you that her jokes were retarded, but mu oh my it was hilarious! So, Zayn and I chipped in in laughing along with Tasha. Due to my crazy fit of laughter, i clutched my sides together. I was almost falling out of the chair. "Best. Joke. EVER!" I exclaimed; still laughing uncontrollably. That was until I heard Kiya's voice..

"Louis, weren't you a joke?" She asked. I stopped laughing and glared at her. If looks could kill, I would be killing her in my mind right now. Liam almost choked on his water when Kiya stated that. I could feel my face go from a happy unicorns and rainbows face to a glare of death to Kiya. "Nice one, babe." Said Harry, patting Kiya's back. Harry smiled at her and I wanted to gag. "Nice one, babe." I retorted sarcastically. Payback is going to be a bitch. Just watch...

"Hey Kiya? What were you doing last night by any chance?" I asked, whilst taking a sip of my beloved orange juice. "Sleeping.." She answered like it was the most obvious thing in the world. "Are you sure? 'Cause I thought Tasha came over hear because you kept screaming Harry's name and moaning. Oh, Harry! Faster, harder! Oh my!" I wiggled my eyebrows. "Hey don't get me in this!" Tasha whined. Kiya gasped and buried her face into her hands.

"Need another description? Well, you and Harold were making babies!" i exclaimed and threw my hands up in the air. "Louis William Tomlinson!" Kiya began as she was blushing like mad, "I was sleeping! Let me spell it out for you: S.L.E.E.P.I.N.G! Not making B.A.B.I.E.S with Harold! Gosh, you sick pervert."i began to laugh. I think Niall figured out what I was trying to pull off, and began to laugh along simotamiously then high-fived me. "Pay backs a bitch!" I said in a weird gangster voice. Kiya just laughed. I have a weird craving for carrots...