Mall Mess up

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    After dress shopping, I decided to pay a visit to my best friend, Ashley.

    When I got to her house I did what the normal best friend does. I walked right in and screamed,

     "WHERES MY BITCH AT?! YOU GETTING LOTS OF FUNKY ACTION?!" And being the best friend she is, she responded "IM RIGHT HERE YOU LAZY HOE-BAG! NO NEED TO FUCKING YELL!"   When she said that, I heard a chuckle, who I knew belonged to her boyfriend, Chris...So, I said...

     " oh having a party are we? my sexy bitch invited a chick who looks like a man! oh and look at this," I said walking in the room, "mmm get a room hoe-bags!" That, is my friendship with Ash.

    "let's go to the mall." Ash randomly stated. I just nodded, she and I are so weird.

       When we got to the mall, we went into our favorite store, hot topic, they sells all kinds of my favorite band shirts. I walked up the the rack and shrieked.

      "what?" Ash said.  

      "OMG OMG! ITS THE NEW BLACK VEIL BRIDES SHIRT!!" when I said that she instantly ran up and grabbed one, then she ran to the counter and checked it out.

      As we were leaving the store, we were laughing and goofing off a bit and weren't really paying attention, so I ran into something...or should I say someones rock hard chest. He looked like a freaken ass hole for fuck sakes! And that was confirmed by the first words out of his mouth,

    "Watch where you're going fucking emo bitch! Go kill yourself, everyone would be better off with out you." and then he walked away.

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