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They would be arrested for the things they did, that's animal abuse

*Clears throat*
Someone has a law suit on they're hands

Dan is scared of the dark I don't think he's interested in shoving a hamster up his bestfreinds asshole.

Plus if he did then he'd be arrested. Phil is too much of an angel bean to be okay with that.

Someone threw a hamster on me at school once. I died a little on the inside (it was black and white)

Next time isssss......the cherry fic so STRAP IN (to a hamster...too soon?)

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