Adventure Time: Finn Time

Chapter 3: Part 3

A message from the guy who writes this stupid fan fiction:

Yo whaddup! sos(as in sorry not save our souls) for not making new chapters and junk. I sorta didn't have internet for a while and then I lost my iPod so I couldn't make new chapters but now I have an ipad and new internet so now I can write new crap and put it on watt pad for people to complain about my errors and crap.

I had chapter 3 part 2 and 3 saved in my thing but I didn't have internet to upload it and DONT SAY THAT I COULD OF WENT TO MACCAS OR A LIBRARY TO USE THEIR INTERNET because their wifi... IS CRAP.

so I am currently editing this chapter 3 part 3 because I want to and I can. And I am glad that 2 peeps recognised the tardis reference in that other chapter. Maybe more than 2 people did but wasn't bothered to comment cause they have a dumb iPod and have large fingers. Well no one is really reading this anymore am I right? Yeah...

Finn's POV

"Ugh... I feel.. different." I said dizzily.

"That's because you're a vampire now, stupid." Marceline said.

"Haha. Marceline quit kidding. Last time you said I was a vampire, I almost died." I said, stating back to when I was a bit younger.

"Well now you ARE a vampire, and you ARE dead. You're undead." She replied.

"Oh no. No, no no no no. I can't be a hero if I'm a vampire! I can't even defeat a cyclops because if they take away my umbrella, I'll die! I'm not worthy to be Finn The Human anymore.. I'll have to be Finn A Vampire!" I ranted. "What will Jake say?!"

~~~~~~~~TIME~~WARP~~~~~~~~

"Jake... I need to tell you something." I said while slumping on the couch.

"We're gonna go on an adventure?" Jake asked.

"Nah man nah. Well actually maybe later. But the thing is..." I took a deep breath and said the rest very quickly. "I died in a car crash, then Marceline turned me into a vampire so I could stay alive and or undead so now I will live as a vampire forever until the end of time."

"Whoa really?! That's super radical dude!" I was surprised that he took it very well. Considering that he sort of hates Marceline.

"Uhh what?" I asked.

"Dude you're a vampire now! How cool is that?!"

"I'm a vampire."

"Yeah, I just said that."

"And you're cool with that?"

"Yeah man."

"You're not gonna kill Marceline for turning the last human that survived the Great Mushroom War and probably the only person who was truly righteous and junk into a blood curdling grey skinned daylight burning possible evil undead vampire?"

"Course not man!"

"You sound suspiciously alright with this.. Whatever whatevs!

"Let's go adventuring brother!"

"Sure bro, let's go to the place with the things and the stuff!"

"Bro, jump on my back I'll stretch us there."

"No thanks dude. I can fly now!" I said while trying to get into the air. I jumped up but landed on my but. "Uhh.. On second thought I think I'll go with you."

Jake stretched into a rock climbing wall and I climbed up.

He stretched his body into a car and we got there in 3 minutes. Time sure flies when you've got magic dog..