Parklife

2014

All the people,

So many people,

and they all go hand in hand,

hand in hand through their

PARKLIFE.........!

"Fank yew! Fank yew, We've been Blur, I've been 2D ..... GOODNIGHT! "

Millions of screaming fans look into my empty eyes and scream their approval of my new creation, My name is Stuart Romeo Pot and I am the lead singer for a worldwidely famous band called Blur. I still call myself 2D. So does everybody else. Once I was almost persuaded to form a band with a man called Murdoc Niccals. Ive seen him at a few live concerts, and I signed a t-shirt for him once. I knew who he was, and he knew who I was. He acted like he was just another happy fan. I said

'Hello Murdoc! '

to him and he said

'Good name guess kid...'

So I says

'Hey, how's Kong these days? Noodle ok?'

He simply says

'I don't know you ..... faceache' And walks off.

Gorillaz is an ok band, Noodle plays guitar well, I met her just before I left Kong. Russel and Del are ok. Del's gone now though, Death took him away or summin

Murdoc Niccals. Tha worst singer in the world.

I wanna find him. But Blur comes first.

A Special Message (or two)

1~

If you want a character in this story, message me some details an shit. I don't really have any good ones. Jessica Hill I am talking to you!!!

2~

Ok ok, Blur didn't make Parklife in 2014, its part of the plot that they did. Gorillaz are a mediocre band (sorry!) in this story, also part of the plot as you will see... muahahaha. ..

Wizdom Pirates,

White Chocolate is da best,

Worship Murdoc,

SAYONARA MUTHA HUGGERS ^X^