'What's THAT dear?' asked the new teacher
'Its Mummy' I replied.
'But mums aren't green and orange!
You really haven't TRIED
You don't just paint in SLODGES
Your old enough to know
You need to think before you work...
Now have another go.
She helped me drew two arms and legs,
A face with a sickle smile,
A rounded body, dark brown hair,
A hat and in a while ,
she stood back (with her face bright pink):
'That's so much better don't you think?'
But she turned pale
at ten to three
when an orange green blob collected me
'Hi mum!'