So once upon a Mellowbrook, Amm was like, skateboarding through a feild.
"Aw Yeah!" She cheered as she skated faster. Suddenly she bumped into Angela.
"Like, oh my gosh, hi Iamma!" Angela said.
"Oh, hey Ange! I'd love to stay and chat but me and Kick have a date!" Amm said.
"Not so fast, AMY!" Said a villanous voice. Amm and Angela whipped around to see Kendall's stupid behind.
"I am Kendall! I come from Mellowbrook! West side REPRESENT!!!" Kendall said. Standing behind her were Jackie Wackerman (otherwise known as Wacky Jackie) and Kick's cousin, Kyle.
Before Kendall could open her mouth again, Angela kicked her in the face.
"Man, that felt great!" Angela said. "Thanks, Ange!!" Said Amm.
"Yep! I sure saved your Buttowski! Huh, Amm!" Angela said.
Amm was like: "Angela if you dont-"
Suddenly, Angela was shot in the face by Buddy Nutterman!
"BUDDY NUTTERMAN!?" What are you doing here!?"
"I followed you! I found out you switched schools and transferred!!" Said Buddy with a big creepy smile on his face."I am now your new best friend/husbando!"
Amm cringed. "B-but Angela!!"
"@#$% ANGELA!" And then Buddy kicked Angela's dead body to the curb.
Amm stood there in shock.
"Im back!" Kendall shouted as she re conspired out of nowhere.
"I am here to steal Kick all for myself! And you can't stop me, AMY!"
"The hELL YOU ARE!!" Amm screamed.
Then Kick came out of no where and said, "Amm wait! Here are your beautiful children!!"
"My what!?" Amm asked shocked.
"Yeah these are your kids: Kickyour, Igotacute, and Cigarette." Said Kick, like a happy little waifu.
"But........how??" Amm asked.
"Remember Amm, when you drank too much Delicious Devil, and..." Kick tried to explain.
"But we ARE KIDS!!! I'm 9!!! We haven't even been a couple for 48 hours!" Amm shouted.
"But don't you love your kids, Amm?" Asked Kick.
"But.Mother.I.Am.Your.Daughter." Said Kickyour.
"And I inherited your ability to mastermind!" Said Igotacute.
"Well, ya see-" Cigarette began.
"Hey! What the la dracu happened to Kendall!?" Amm asked, noticing she hasn't said anything.
"I have stolen Kick!" Kendall laughed. "And now we are off to vegas!!" Kendall announced.
"AMM! We should team up and kick her sorry butt!!" Said Buddy.
Amm sighed.
"Go mom!!!" Cheered Igotacute.
"WOULD YOU STOP CALLING ME MOM!!!!!" Amm screamed.
"We should turn super Sayan!" Said Buddy.
"I.....I can't do that...." Amm said plainly.
"Well I can! I can turn super by eating PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!" Said Buddy.
Buddy whipped out a jar of extra chunky peanut butter and scooped a spoonful into his mouth.
Then he started screaming. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
"i friggin hate peanut butter." Amm groaned.
"I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER!!" Cigarette cheered.
Amm glared. "That is crucial evidence that you are no child of mine."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-im not done yet-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-almost there-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
He finished screaming and littarlly nothing about his appearance changed. He punched Kendall in the face and Kick landed safely next to Amm.
"We kicked her butt, Amm! Will you marry me now??" Buddy purposed.
Amm glared at Buddy before whacking him upside the head with her pink skatebaord.
"AMM! What have you-" She kissed Kick to shut him up.
"OhMyGoodness.Mom!" Kickyour exclaimed in shock.
Amm got an evil look on her face. Then she burned her "kids" alive.
"Kick,baby, let's go home.." Amm said.
Her and Kick hopped on her pink skateboard (that was now covered in blood.) And rode away into the sunset.
All seemed right with the world, only too bad for them because Kendall and the no-gang landed on them.
Then Amm woke up.
"Huh? It-it was a dream?" Amm asked herself. She looked out her window to see Angela patiently waiting for her to come outside for school.
Well, Ange wasn't dead, so she must be in the real world. What a strange dream. Well, strange or not, Amm knew something was about to happen. Her dreams were always very weird. And for some reason, the weirder her dream, the more likely it was to happen in real life in the near future. And that dream was pretty freaking weird.
Amm sighed. She put her helmet and jumpsuit on, and grabbed her pink skateboard and headed out the door. She greeted Angela and they made their way to school. Angela was talking about something along the way but Amm wasn't listening. She was too busy thinking about that weird dream.
She was going to have to be extra cautious for today......
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!
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Amm Buttowski Episode 2: Establishment
FanficIn the last episode, we found out that Kendall is in love with Kick and will stop at nothing to ruin the new relationship between Amm and Kick! What will she do? Will Amm and Kick be Okay!!?? Will Amm have to slap some sense into Kendall??? Read to...
