God can't save us now...

I had this story uploaded once and then i had to delete cause of things but!!! i love this story and you peoples did too!! READ IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

PLEASESES!!!!!!!!!!!    

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“What?!”  I was yelling so loud that I bet the whole neighborhood heard.   My ‘rents just said one of two of my impossible list! The second impossible thing is God coming back in my lifetime as a flower.  I mean it could happen; God does work in mysterious ways!  I try not to smile as I think.

My family has to stay in a hotel with their business partners.   That’s not the worst part though.  You see, the business partners have a son who happens to be the unluckiest person ever!!  Yes, I’m superstitious, so get over it. 

What the morons of the year just told me is that I have to share a room with Connor.  I think they did this horrible thing so maybe I’ll have a boyfriend.  I’m 17 and never had a boyfriend; reason is that boys are pigs!

“Johanna, you heard what I said.  Now go and pack you bags.  We have a plane to catch in the morning.”

My dad never screams or yells at me, so I wasn’t surprised that he was calm after my tantrum.  Yea, I’m named Johanna, after some ghost.  Isn’t that wonderful!! Note sarcasm. 

I ran up the stairs taking two at a time trying not to fall. Everyone probably thought that I was going to  break the floor.   I was throwing clothes every where when I heard a tap at my window.   I was afraid to open it because last time I heard that noise a hobo climbed the tree and almost attacked me!! 

I was standing next the window in booty shorts, a tank top, and my metal baseball bat, sexy right?  I moved the curtain and saw a familiar face.

“It’s a hobo!!!” I thrusted the window open and started to blindly hit.

“Ow, Jo, stop, ow!!  God damn it, Jo stop!”  I heard from the window.  I opened my eyes and saw that the ‘hobo’ was Connor!!

“Connor!! What the heck are you doing in my window!?”

“I was just practicing.  Now move.”  Someone was pushy today!  I moved and he climbed the rest of the way into my now messy bedroom.

“What were you ‘practicing’ for?”  I was truly curious.  Oh and attitude was in there I think.

“I was practicing for when you-” I busted out laughing when he slipped on one of my bra’s that I threw on the floor, as he walked further into my room.

“What are you laughing at?” he sneered.   He got my hot pink Victoria Secrets bra untangled from him arm and threw it in my face!

“I’m laughing at your dumb butt that can’t watch where he’s walking!!”  I was laughing so hard that my face was red.  

“You were saying?”  I asked when I calmed down.

“I was saying that you are going to fall in love with me by the end of the trip.”  Arrogance wasn't in there but it should be, it matches him.

That made me start to laugh again.

“Dude, I think you’re the one falling.”

I giggled at my dumb and corny joke.  I am so lame.

“Ha, ha, you are so funny.” He said with a very sarcastic tone.|

“You won’t be laughing at me when you become my next baby momma.” 

What did he think that I was going to be!!  He’s unlucky for that reason!

He has four baby mommas; who has that many?!? Oh yea…him!  And for being superstitious I’m pretty sure that’s not the only bad thing about him.  Or the word condom isn't in his vocabulary.

“Okay whatever you’re smoking, lay off for awhile.”  I was completely serious.   All laughing gone and he could tell.

“If you even try something, I will make sure that everyone knows what you did in 8th grade.”  His ivory skin went two shades whiter.

“You wouldn’t!”  He screamed.  I don’t think anyone heard him.  My house is kinda big, but not like mansion big. 

“Oh, just try me.”  I said with a matter-of-factly tone.

“Oh, I’ve wanted to try you for a long time.  And now you offered so I think I might.”

He had this unreadable look on his face.  And with each word of the last sentence he stepped closer. 

“Okay skank daddy back up.”

I backed up so I was against my nightstand with my hand behind my back.  I slowly opened the drawer and searched for my Beebe gun.  Ever since the hobo thing, it’s been in here.  It was my dad’s.  I reached it right when he pulled my legs apart and started to trail wet kisses down my neck.   Shivering in disgust, I pulled out the gun and shot his forehead.  He fell and I ran. The Beebe’s were plastic so they should hurt.

 I was going down the stairs and slipped.  I was tumbling down the stairs and I kept thinking I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die.  I was counting the steps till my death; when there were 10 left, I felt arms wrap around me.

“Caught you.”  I heard a seductive voice say.  Tingles traveled up my spine, making me shiver in his arms.  I was pretty sure that it was Zak, my eyes were still closed.  Zak is my step-mom’s son who tries to flirt.  And since we are not related I sometimes flirt back and we have some secret kissing scenes, but nothing further.   What?!  He’s asked me out before, but I said no.  I like him but I don’t see me dating anyone soon, or ever. 

“Are you ready for the trip?”  Please say yes, I chanted in my head.

“No, sorry Jo.”  He sounded regretful.

“Are you even going?”  I added a cute little pout just to make him suck up to me.

“Yeah, I’m going. I was going to go pack.”

Yes, I have hope now.  I wonder-

“Can I room with you?  I really don’t want to room with Connor.”  I spoke my thought without even realizing it.

“They’re making you room with Connor!   Ah...Sure, you can room with me.  But there might be a problem.”  He was hesitant but I think I heard eagerness in the mix.

“What?”  The only problem would be…

“There is only one bed.” That.

Oh well.  A smile appeared on my face going ear to ear.   Ideas ran through my head, and lets say that they weren't the holiest.

“Thank you Zak!”  I pecked him on the cheek; jumped down from his arms  and went up to my room.

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ok right now it may seem skippy and random but there is a reason i promise!

andI know that I said that I wouldn't post this until i got a comment but...i'm bored

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