Fifth Harmony Texts

All - Hamilton

Camzi has added ChinaJane, LoLo, Norman and Allysin to the group chat

Camzi: Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

ChinaJane: Huh?

LoLo: That depends, who's asking?

ChinaJane: Huh?

Camzi: Oh sure, sir, I am Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service sir. I have been looking for you

LoLo: I'm getting nervous

Norman: They've both gone insane.

Ally: You want me to read them the Bible?

Norman: Sure if you want to perform an exorcism

Camzi: I heard your name at Princeton, I was seeking an accelerated course of study, when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him, it's a blur, sir. He handles the financials?

ChinaJane: i uNDERsTAND NoW

Norman: Weirdos

Allysin: Y'all need Jesus

Norman: Nah, that's you

LoLo: You punched the bursar?

Camzi: Yes, I wanted to do what you did, graduate in two then join the revolution. He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid. So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?

Allysin: Is this some sort of secret lesbian language?

Norman: Nah, I'd understand it if it was

ChinaJane: ...................

Allysin: ..................

Norman: Oh shit

Camzi: ....................

LoLo: ......................

Allysin: ............ WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT LIKES PENIS????????