Harry Styles Must Die

AN: So one little night I was watching a very good movie called John Tucker Must Die and then I happened to look at my best friend's One Direction covered wall and then this little story popped in my head and I wanted to see if you think it's a good idea or I should just drop it. Thank you for reading and I hope you little it. Btw the song is Sex On Fire by Kings of Leon which I think is a very good song and you should listen to it just because it is a great song :)

        Once upon a time there was a raven haired princess that was dating the most handsome prince in the kingdom, James Kingsmen. He was a very active member of the fencing team, all the princes wanted to be him, and all the princesses wanted him, but the black haired not so popular princess got the boy, or as it seemed. Because if there is one thing that is in all fairy tales about that happily ever after shit, it is NOT in this story because this is not a real fairy tale.

        So anyways James and the beautiful raven girl, Jasmine, went to a big party that night together, however they didn't leave the party together. James decided that he would rather get lucky with a blond slutty cheerleader then be with my amazing best friend. Jasmine was heartbroken. But don't worry this story gets happier....well sort of. So a little bit after James night at the party, my other friend, Jade, was also cheated on by a guy that was also on the basketball team. Jasmine was on the drama club and was very good at acting, so Jade being her evil but lovely self asked a question that would change mine and Jasmine's world FOREVER! (well not forever, but it was a pretty big change)

        "Will you seduce my ex, Tyler and make him fall in love with you then, BREAK HIS HEART INTO A MILLION PIECES?!!" 

I told you she's evil but quiet lovely too. Jasmine was still heartbroken and when you are heartbroken all men are the enemy. So she said yes and two months later, Tyler was confessing his love for Jazz, then BAM! Jasmine made out with Tyler's best friend and told him all about the little thing Jade made up. Sure he was pissed for three months but then he realized what a dick he was being to all the other girls and stopped being a player. And as I'm typing I am looking at his and one year girlfriend, Lizzie's Wedding invite. 

        Jasmine's and Tyler's story was soon found out by all most all the girls in school and it seemed that every single girl had had their heart ripped out of their chest too, and Jasmine was in business.

        It has been three years since sophomore year, there years  and 56 broken hearts and 56 changed men. But still Jasmine hasn't gone on a real date or had a real boyfriend. I don't even think she is over James...ugh. Well anyways back today. So it's been three years and now I work with Jazz. Not breaking hearts, but taking call and keeping track of the money. Not a secretary because secretary's a doormats  but a um....helper, yeah an amazing helper that is also very awes-UGH.....so I'm a secretary but I'll NEVER tell Jazz that. So here I am playing with my pens and singing a very beautiful song.

        "You...

Your sex is on fire

Consumed with what's to transpire

Hot as a fever

Rattling bones

I can just taste it

Taste it

If it's not forever

If it's just tonight

Oh it´s still the greatest

The greatest

The greatest-"

        My horrible singing was cut off the office phone. "Damn it! I love this song." I pause the song on YouTube then pick up the phone. I open my mouth to say that cheesy line Jazz and I made up but I'm interrupted by a upbeat voice. "This is the Siren Girl place, right?" My eyebrows knit together. That's strange, usually the girls are really pissed or super sad. "Yes this is. They break your heart, we break theirs." Getting kinda bored I press the phone between my ear and shoulder to pull out my IPOD to play Fruit Ninja. "Well this is Taylor Swift and I was wondering if it was possible for me to add a Mr. Harry Styles to your heartbreak list." And with that I fell onto the floor.

AN: So I hope it was good please nice tell me if it's not. Love you Lots
AN 2-1-16: OH MY FUCKING GOD I WAS HORRIBLE AT WRITING