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"Get your fat ass up, Harold! We're going shopping." In return all I heard was incoherent mumbles. Tactic one: yelling, obviously didn't work, we'll have to move on to number two.

Dropping my purse on the floor and taking off my shoes, I jumped onto his bed and processed to leap on his body until I heard our childhood surrender of "Jubs and Harr five ever!" You see my name is Antoinette Jubilee Holmes but I go by Jubliee. But harry insisted on calling me Jubs since we were little and in turn I call him Harr. The five ever is because we thought we were geniuses and figured out that 5 is bigger than 4 so five ever would be longer than forever.

With his vocal white flag in the air I got off the bed and fixed my white blouse that started to run up and expose my hideous flab and purple stretch marks.

"Jubbyyyyyy," Harry whined, "why'd you wake me up early on a Saturday to go shopping?"

"first off lazy butt it's half past noon. And secondly I have to get something to wear tonight."

"Why? do you have a hot date or something." He gave me his infamous raised eyebrows showing how sarcastic he was being.

"Well..." I trailed off wanting to see his reaction to my first date since him.

At that he shot right up. "WHAT?! You have a date, Jubs."

I was too busy enjoying his facial expression to answer right away, which apparently wasn't fast enough for his liking.
"Antoinette Jubilee Holmes you better tell me all the details right now." He said as he say straight up giving me his full attention.

Sighing, I finally gave up and told him all about it. While he listened closely to every word.

"You know how I've been taking self defense lessons at the Y?" He nodded. "Well the instructors are two people. A guy and girl, they got a brother and sister thing going on. So, I was trying to get a taxi after class and he, Tom, saw me and offered a ride home. Long story short I used my English charm and he asked me out. The dates tonight. " I hadn't realized that I was smiling so big until harry poked my dimple and gave me a bone crushing hug.

"I'm so glad you're finally moving on with your life Jubs." I also wasn't aware that I was silently crying from all the memories coming crashing back to me until he wiped away every last year with the pad of his thumb.

"Enough heart to heart shit. Let's go get my little Jubby some sexy clothes. yeah?" He said with a wink to try and lighten the mood. Which, thankfully, it did.

He got up from the bed with a jolt ready to shower. I was about to go to the kitchen to grab some coffee until I discovered that my best friend was stark naked. Most girls would have felt awkward and screamed or some might have been turned on. But I on the other hand have grown up with this semi nudist for most of my life and am used to his behavior. But it is always fun to mess with him..
"Hey Harr!" Quickly, he stopped and turned around not at all fazed by his junk hanging out.
"Sup Ju?"
"Your package seems a little smaller since the last time I saw it. " I said while squinting at his manhood.

"Maybe it's jusst in proportion to your butt, it's been getting quite big lately." He shot back while staring at my bum.

"OH would you fuck off already. No need to bring my beautiful Kardashian ass into this. Because I insulted your willy." At that harry just cracks up which in turn makes me laugh. So hard in fact I fall to the floor with Harr following behind.

Now just picture this: a very attractive completely naked guy and a very large clothed woman, laying on the ground laughing and not even remembering why it is that we're laughing. To some this seems odd and maybe a little erotic if your into that kinda stuff but to me it's a typical day with my best friend, Harry Styles.

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Okay hiiiii guys! This is my first fanfic that I'm actually gonna write the chapters to! ha! but anywho I know this isn't the best but decided I wanted to actually go through with the idea and write it so here it is! I'm just gonna make it up as I go so it may be a little dumb until I edit. The updates will be irregular but the more votes and comments the more inspired I'll be ha! And it will get better I promise. I just wrote this in like 20 minutes and I'll edit later. Also it's a little boring because I wanted you to get the background real quick. Okay soo BYE!