She is my first love [EXO Chanyeol FANFIC x3]

To Haters of EXO :)

To EXO haters :

Say EXO gay?

- I’ll show you Tao. He’ll wushu you.

Say EXO ugly?

- I’ll show you Luhan and make you jealous of how Luhan is forever prettier than you.

Say EXO not cute?

- I’ll show you Baekhyun. How cute is he.

Say EXO for small eyes?

- I’ll show you how big D.O’s eyes are. They are BIG.

Say EXO untalented?

- Wow,this one is quite a lot ..

~ Lay and Chanyeol know how to play the guitar.

~ Baekhyun and Lay know how to play the piano.

~ Xiumin can do dolphin notes.

~ Tao has won May Wushu Championship.

~ Baekhyun knows Hapkido.

~ Kris can speaks Multiply languages.

Say EXO don’t know how to sing properly?

- I’ll call Chen to sing in your face.

Say EXO not rich?

- Don’t worry , we’ve got Suho , a portable bank.

Say EXO all have very dark skin tone?

- Suho will blind you with his skin.

Say EXO stupid?

- Well, Suho again xD

Say EXO don’t know how to play sports?

- I’ll show you Tao, Kris, Luhan and Xiumin’s basketball and football skills.

Say EXO very glum or not cheerful?

- I’m very glad to have Chanyeol thrown at your face.

Say EXO cannot dance?

- Well, I bet Kai can shake his ass better than you. * shrugs *

Say EXO not sexy?

- This one , ehh ? * cof cof * * whispers * Have you seen Kai’s chocolate abs ? LMAO xDD

Say EXO not popular?

- Psst , to tell you , at least they’re more popular than you , ok! xp

Say EXO crazy?

- Ya !!! Have you seen their ‘Sasaeng Fans’ ?

Say EXO not caring?

- Go be a ghost in the ghost house during winter and Chen will pass you hot-packs.

Say EXO not musician?

- They wrote their own song you know ?

Say EXO cannot draw ?

- Haven’t you heard about the oh so famous Kriscasso ?

Say EXO’s album sucks ?

- Oh Please !!~ Million album seller here.

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