Dog: Play fetch with me! Throw the ball!
Me: *Throws ball*
Dog: *Catches ball*
Me: Now give it back so I can throw it again!
Dog: *Keeps a hold of ball* Throw it!
Me: Give it to me and maybe I will!
Dog: JUST THROW THE DAMN BALL! *Still has ball in mouth*
Me: I FUCKING CANT!!!
Dog: THROW. IT.
Me: ARGHHHHHHHHHH
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100 Shower Thoughts | ✔️
RandomThoughts that I have in the shower and you may too, I also don't claim most of these some I got off Twitter.
