eggshots ☀︎ taekook oneshots

❝ welcome to eggshots ! ❞

❝ Oh, hello there, friend !!

Welcome to eggshots, your one stop shot shop for handmade taekook oneshots!

I'm Jay, could we interest you in our variety of

. . . s p e c i a l  i t e m s ? ❞

❝ SILK PILLOWS ❞
━ smut shots
description : for those having one of those... lonely nights. these will make you feel something... special.
warning: proceed with caution and an open mind.

❝ OLD VINYLS ❞
━ angst shots
description : ah, these records are for those looking to feel that sting in your hearts. comes with a free pack of tissues.

❝ COTTON BALLS ❞
━ fluff shots
description : for those looking for that pleasant, fuzzy feeling. can be used for comfort after reading those categorised under ❝ old vinyls ❞ .

❝ STAINED GLOVES ❞
━ horror/suspense shots
description : for those who want hell for one, or both of our mains. not for the faint of heart.

❝ GOLD COMPASS ❞
━ adventure/fantasy shots
description : for those simply looking for a helluva ride. good luck.

『 note : each ❝item❞
represents a genre.』

❝ Oh dear, you didn't find any ❝item❞ you were looking for?

Don't worry, there will be more to come!

But while you wait, feel free to read through our current stock! I'll be here if you need anything.

See you later, f r i e n d . . . ❞

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hey there, buddy o'mine !!

i have waaay too many story ideas and im not too sure whether i can commit to writing entire books {and making book covers} about them sOoOOoo this book was born! a compilation of all my brain vomit !!!! eggshots!!!

if a story is well liked, i'll consider turning it into a full book~ it'll be rewritten with more details and extra chapters, maybe !! + i can get to experiment with different writing styles here hehe~

(lowkey procrastinating on floaties lmao sorry,,)

n if youre wondering why i made this intro like this, idk either i just didnt know how to start this book lmao,, most aren't gonna read this chapter anyway so might as well experiment w it yay ! +iamextra

━ ❝ but jay, why is it called eggshots?? ❞

as u can see, my book titles are usually kinda weird? quirky maybe... like floaties and sunflower glitter. and like i watched this video before making eggshots' cover

n i was like oml this is me reading my work so like lmao y not call all this eggshots?

das all, see you later, buds! muah

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