YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ANOYS ME ! HUH HUH . EVEN IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW IMMA STILL TELL YOU OKAY !!so lets get this (cocks gun) party started (fires )
1. H.a.b and f.f (Hating ass bitches ) (fake friends) .
don't they have a motive in life . allways up someones ass . always DOING THE MOST !! cussins someones weave . screwing everyones success . to all you h.a.bs and f.fs just like Justin bieber in jail ... it ain't a good look .( and for all of you Justin fans don't go cray cray okayKay )
2.THIRSTY ®@TCHET M@LE HUNGRY FEM@LES !!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡
you can be a flirt , you can be A lil ratchet at raves but my dear THERES A LIMIT !!! going to meet man ERRRRYDAYYYY take yo thirsty ass to A pond !! okay you can meet up with man every now and again but jhezzzeee !!! every five minutes ooh he cute DAMMN HE'S BUFF he is PENGGGGGG . naming all these things about boys but can't name 3 elements of the periodic table .BE ASHAMED !!! too shy to read a sentence to the class BUT AIN'T SCARED TO POST A TWERK VIDEO ON KEEK FACEBOOK INSTA VINE YOUTUBE TWITTER !!!! DAFUQ failing science tests passing pregnacy tests.
3.FLAPPY BIRD .AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (pulls out gun and shoots everyone ) I'm not even gonna start ......
4. STUNTERS !!!!!!!!!
if your American you may not know what it means basically its when someone says there gonna fight someone and they dont example : stunter/monet :OOHHH WHEN I SEE THAT HOE JANELLE IMMA IMMA PUNCH THE RATCHETNESS OUT OF HER IMMA SLAP THE YELLOW OFF OF HER TEETH IMMA BRUISE PLACES THAT SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WAS PLACES IMMA-
janelle: hey monet
stunter/monet : hey girl how you doing
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5. parents
don't get me wrong I LOVE my parents with all my heart but sometimes .... I have to ask zee lord for hulk mental strength
JUST THE OVER REACTIONS example
me: MUM MY ROOM IS TIDY
mum comes
mum: TIDY TIDY YOU CALL THIS TIDY IT'S A PIG STY IT LOOKS LIKE SHARKEISHA BEEN IN HERE LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT THAT (points to a A pea on the floor )
me :-______________- (nonchalantly ) oh.I'm so sorry .lemme pick that up .
SEE WHAT I MEAN
6. Invalid family members
UGHHHHHHHH THEY GET ON MY NERVES . unless you are the sperm or the egg that created me you have no validation to talk . okay grandparents thats fine but ....AUNTYS UNCLES COUSINS the fu©ke®y !?!!?
7.STUPID KEEK VINE INSTA VIDEOS
people that make videos just posing the whole time -_- 1. your wasting my time 2. you look stupid 3. you wanna pose take a picture 4.you look stupid 5. your wasting your OWN time 6. YOU look stupid 7. you will get cussed 8. YOU LOOK STUPID
well that's my rant I hope- ( hears police sirens ) OH SHIT (police sirens get louder ) OOH THERE AFTER ME CAUSE I SHOT ALL THEM H.A.BS IN THE LAST CHAPER police: Teja get your hands up me: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE (runs off)UNTILL NEXT TIME
