ADULT BABYSITTER

CHOPSTICK THREE

"You're late!"My teacher yelled. The whole class placed their eyes on me. I look down at my watch.

9:35a.m

Oh...i didn't know i was that late.

"I'm sorry, I...." I start to think of a lie to make up when the door behind me open revealing...God

"God?"I say aloud.

I look him straight in the eyes, ignoring the laughing class behind me. He looks at me and smile.

"Hello, cat thief." He say aloud with a chuckle, causing the whole class to laugh.

I frown. I'm very sensitive, which is one of my 'bad' character traits. Even though I knew he was joking it angred  me.

"I'm no cat th-"

"Okay that's enough." My teacher interrupts me. Why can't I finish me damn sentence just once. I'm am no longer angry, i am furious now! I can tell God can knows now because I see him laughing to himself in the corner.

I look at the rest of the class and they are laughing too. Ugh this is so embarrassing.

"Okay, Yeri you may sit down." My teacher says. I hurry and sit down in my usual sit next to Jackson, who is turning red from holding his laughter.

"Why in the world did you call him God?" Jackson whispers. I ignore his question and roll my eyes.

"Well, don't just stand there introduce yourself!" My teacher yells. She always yelling, I should have just ditch this class I'm gonna get a headache.

God takes a second to answer the question. I guess he wasn't used to getting yelled at."My name is V" he says.

The teacher looks at God.

God the looks at the teacher.

"So, your telling me your mother named you V...!" She yells. V I'm mean God....well whatever his names is shacks his head and makes a awkward laugh.

"Um...no my mom named me Kim........... Kardashian." He says. The whole class is now completely full of laughter. I couldn't help myself from laughing a little.

The teacher looks at God.

God looks at the teacher.

"Get out!" The teacher yells from the top of her lungs. God doesn't think twice he runs out of the class room.

The teacher turns to the class, who is still laughing and looks straight into my eye.

"Get out, Yeri!"My teacher yells.

"What did I do?" I ask shocked.

"I just don't like you, get out of my class room." She says

I feel like killing a dog right now. Can my day get any worse. I blame this on God.

I pack my stuff and was about to walk out the room when I felt like being nice. I slowly turn around and say,"Your wig is cricket." With that I leave the room without looking at her reaction. I still hear laughter outside the class room and smirk to myself.

I have about 40 minutes into my next class and sigh and continue walking in the empty hallway.

Where is God?I suddenly think. I hate to say it but I'm just curious, he's new here he might get lost. I laugh to myself and image someone actually getting lost at school, that's ridiculous.

I no longer walking in the empty hallway, I'm running. Where is he..........the rooftop.

I run upstairs to the rooftop and open the door and see....nothing.