Black family barbecue

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Lucky, Justice, Iesha, and Chicago stopped by for a black barbecue.
Chicago: Yo just follow my lead aight.
Lucky: It's cool it's cool, we gon eat, we're family. Just act like we're suppose to be here.
Iesha continues drinking and justice forbids her to drink.
Justice: Girl stop drinking that shit!
Iesha: Don't be grabbing my drink like that! What's wrong wit u?
Justice: Damn it's hot out here, my titties sweatin and shit, we shouldn't even be here anyway.
Lucky: Is that barbecue?
Chicago: Look like barbecue.
Lucky: Is that free barbecue?
Chicago: Shit. Its gon be free.
Iesha: We got a gang of freaks here.
Justice: I ain't thinkin bout these brothers.
Iesha: What y'all gon do?
Chicago: We gon eat. Shit.
Justice: You crazy this ain't your family.
Lucky: We black. We all family.
Chicago: Word.
Lucky: Especially when it come to barbecue.
Then cousin Pete comes in appearance.
Pete: Lordy Lordy! Will you look at these ladies? Hot damn! We related huh?
Lady: I hope we're distant relatives.
Pete: Oh really? Well you know, third and removed don't count.
And starts laughing.
Lady: I don't think so.
Pete: My cousins! My cousins! Look at my family over here! My cousins! What's up my cousins? How you doin boy?
Lucky: COUZIN!! WASSUUUPPP!!

Pete: My cousins! My cousins! Look at my family over here! My cousins! What's up my cousins? How you doin boy?Lucky: COUZIN!! WASSUUUPPP!!

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They give each other a brotherly hug.
Pete: What's up. I ain't seen you. I ain't seen I don't know when. Goddamn! That's a pretty girlfriend you got here boy.

 Goddamn! That's a pretty girlfriend you got here boy

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