911 JOKE

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BOY: Calls 911. "Hello Officer, I need your help"
OFFICER: "Please explain your situation"
BOY: "Two girls are fighting over me"
OFFICER: "Is that a good thing or bad, please provide more details"
BOY: "Very BAD!!!! Because the ugly one is winning!!!!!!"

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