fanboy { j.jungkook }

nineteen

ineedoxyjin
hellooo

hihihihihih

answerrrrr

aaaaafjyufryjuvf

jungkookie💕
what

ineedoxyjin
is that how you properly greet a lady

u have no manners

jungkookie💕
youre weird

ineedoxyjin
im not weird

im hungry

jungkookie💕

then eat something idiot

ineedoxyjin
okie dokie yo

ugh i have no food
im gonna go buy some ramen

jungkookie💕
ok you do you

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Makin my way downtown, walkin fast, faces pass, and I'm home-bound. DUNUHNUHNUHNUHNUH- oh I'm here. I stopped singing in my head as I took my earbuds out and stepped into the small convenience store. We Are Bulletproof Pt.2 is next though, I thought, so I shrugged and put them back in, zoning out of the *cough* depressing *cough* world I live in. I wasn't focusing on anything around me, since I only had two things on my mind. Ramen and IREUMEUN JUNGKOOK.

"Ah, here it is, this is where I'm meant to be." I said, as I walked into the aisle full of instant noodles of all kind. My favorite flavor was a really popular flavor, so I always hid them in the bottom rows where no one looks. I got on my knees and looked for the noodles that I longed for greatly, but alas, I could not find thy Rameon (get it? its like romeo and ramen mixed together because- nvm). Ugh, some smart idiot must've took it. Shrugging, I got up and decided to just settle for some other flavor.

As I got up, I felt my head make impact with something. It wasn't that hard, so it didn't hurt that much, but I heard someone groan in pain. I looked up, and saw Jungkook squirming around, with two hands holding his crotch area, and a scrunched up face. Oh my, did I just-

After realizing what I had just done, I got up immediately and- I actually don't know what I was doing, but I know that it involved lots of "sorrys" and nervous laughs. "Did I hit you hard?" I asked him, hoping he would say no. He groaned while nodding which made me even more of a nervous wreck. "Agh, Jungkook, I'm such an idiot, I'm so, so, so sorry, and I'll buy you tons of ramen if you want, please forgive me i didn't mean too, wait if you're thinking about suing me please don't-" aaannd I was rambling like always.

I took him outside and sat him down on a bench for a while, waiting for his crotch to heal. It took a long time, but over time he started to become more relaxed. Of course, I couldn't handle being around Jungkook, especially after head butting him in the crotch, so I told him that I would get going, and left while walking backwards and giving him a HWAITING! sign. Wowza Jihye, you're a total mess.

ineedoxyjin

help me

jungkookie💕

mmmmmmmm ?

ineedoxyjin

i head butted jungkook in the crotch

jungkookie💕

MMMMMMMMM

ineedoxyjin
ur a guy right
would it hurt a lot ?

jungkookie💕

MMMMMHHHHHMMMMMM
IT WOULD

ineedoxyjin

oh no

he's gonna think im dangerous now
OH NO
WHAT IF HE STARTS AVOIDING ME

jungkookie💕

he's probably in pain atm :')

ineedoxyjin

i feel bad now

maybe I shouldn't have left him on a bench

jungkookie💕
MMMHHMMMMMMM

ineedoxyjin
i still didn't get my ramen tho
darn it

jungkookie💕
IT MUST BE TERRIBLE FOR YOU

ineedoxyjin
well im gonna go take a nap

bai

jungkookie💕
YEP
BYE
I LOVE LIFE

+a/n : IM BACK FROM CHINA (and i havent slept for more than 20 hours + jet lag so sorry if this chapter is crap im rly tired)