YOU ARE READING Funny quotes Random Quotes that are funny. The title says it all... #humor #meow #quotes #wattys2017 #whydoineedfivetags 2 24 4 1 by PotatoSquaddd by PotatoSquaddd Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story TØP 4 lies.1. I'm fine.2. I don't like anyone.3.that was my last (food item)4. I've read the terms and conditions.