Winging it

Aha

The girl was a happy person. But one day...her mom killed the cat. Her dad ran himself over with his own truck. Her day-old brother ran away. Her dog hung himself. World war three struck and her third cousin went to war and died in battle. Her house blew up because it just wanted to. Her next door neighbor took all of her allowance because her ball went into his yard yesterday. She lost all of her friends at school because...I don't know, they're just assholes I guess. She went into depression because she can't find her long lost sister in law's cousin of the president. Her favorite aunt was ran over by a bike. She dropped her coffee at Starbucks. Her mom was killed by an asteroid. Her goldfish drowned. Her uncle who lived in Africa for three years wanted to come back but all of the airplanes were delayed..fucking Delta...Her cat came back to life but then was stabbed by a clown. Alll on the same day.  In spite of all that had happened, the girl was still happy.

The girl is psychotic.