Cheesy pick up lines

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1.  Are you from Tennessee?  Because you are the only 10 I see ;)

2.   My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

3.  Are you from Tennessee... no .. that's awkward because your about a 4

4.  Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money.

5.   I might not be the most attractive person but I'm the only person talking to you...

6.   Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants ;)

7.   Your dad must be a Baker because you have a nice set of buns

8.   I have seemed to lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

9.   Where's your jersey.( what jersey) the one that has your name and your number.

10.   The more I drink, the prettier you get.

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 11, 2014 ⏰

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