I stared at the wall and I thought to myself, why is there no music!! I clapped my hands twice "Butler!!" I called.
My butler brought me a grand piano and multiple pastries, he wheeled the instrument in as well as the gold trolley full of the goods. His name is butler the 3rd, I don't permit him to have capitals in his name, because that's all he is to me, I don't like calling him by anything else at the moment. I like to address him as a psychic demon butler, with super strength and steel like abs. butler is a nice companion because he does things for me, his hair is nice, and his character is nice, my parents are always off doing something, leaving me to do whatever.
I remember I once used butler as a surfboard, his steel abs pierced the waves.
I also asked butler why is his hair so perfect, he replied "I brushed it once and then it was perfect". As expected of butler...
butler usually knows what I want, after all we've know each other for a long time, he knows I like music, I like theme music, it brings character to the space, and shows that I'm an important character.
butler did a butler bow "What would you like to hear your majesty"?
butler, oh how he flatters me, I had given him a list of things he is able to address me as, butler is nice to have around.
"Something grand and mysterious". I told butler with power in my voice.
butler played the piano perfectly, I ate my pastries on a plate held by a maid that's dressed like a cat, while I wrote an insulting letter to a duke, I was going to write another one to another duke that I didn't like, but all in my own time, I had BREAKFAST to attend to, yes BREAKFAST, I thought of it mightily, I had almost finished my pre-BREAKFAST, with two pastries left, I didn't want them anymore "You, butler, and you cat-maid suna, you can have these". Their eyes sparkled, they looked happy as they ate the pastries, all in a day's work, I know I'm a great person, I don't like to refer to anyone that works for me with capitals at the momentw.
butler turned to me and did a butler bow "Your majesty, your socks are on the floor". I looked at the multiple pairs of rolled up socks, I snapped my fingers "butler!! Put them away". butler put the socks away and I nodded in acknowledgement of his action, butler almost looked tearily delighted.
