Inspired by the kinky little shits from the danscurl™ groupchat
Phil had just gotten out of a hot steamy shower when the doorbell rang Phil called out to Dan "The Postman's here go get the mail!" the doorbell rang again, agitated, Phil went and got the mail a few envelopes and a box, for Dan, of course, Phil ran into Dan's room and threw the box at him "What the fuck Phil" Dan shouted "Why are you sleeping it's 1pm" Phil responded "Fucking hell last time I checked you weren't my dad," Phil smirked "That's not what you said last night" Dan jumped out've bed pushing Phil against his door, grabbing his waist dan passionately kissed Phil. Their tongues wrestling most of the time Dan was submissive but he wasn't just making out with Phil he was making a goddamn statement. Phil pushed Dan off him and onto the bed, Phil knew Dans weak spots, he went straight in for the neck, sucking, kissing, licking Dan's neck making him moan, Phil loved hearing Dan's moans "F-Fuck Phil I need you in me now" Phil stopped "Why the hell did you stop?" Phil walked away with a devilish smirk on his face he knew that if he teased Dan it would make him super horny and whiney and their sex would be even more amazing little did Phil know what Dan had planned.
"Phil?" Dan peeked around the corner of the lounge, "Yeah, Dan?" "Do you think you could go get some corn for dinner tonight?" "Uh sure" Phil was slightly confused why did Dan ask like that? not to mention that they never eat corn. Only minutes earlier Dan was in his room horny and pissed that Phil left him like that. He saw his box so he decided to open it a big yellow corn dildo, he had forgot he bought it, it looked a lot like corn but in a penis shape amazing detail on every kernel it felt a bit rough around the edges it would probably hurt way more than compared to Phil's penis, as Dan was use to Phil's disco stick. Looking at that corn dildo made Dan's already hard dick soar. He almost even let out a moan "mmmmm....c-cornnnn." Dan always hid his corn kink he thought people would kink shame him but maybe if he just told Phil it would be okay I mean they already had really kinky sex with well you know what, but the hat was just boring now. He needed something new something fresh something extremely kinky, he needed Corn.
It was now 8 p.m. Phil was almost done cooking while Dan was mentally preparing himself for what was about to happen. "Dan dinners done" Phil called up to dan "Ok coming" Dan took the corn dildo and hid it behind him. He had to wait for the perfect time they ate most of their meal and awkward silence then Dan picked up his corn cob looked at Phil they exchanged extremely sexy eye contact when dan took half of the cob shoving it in his mouth. Phil didn't know what to do out've shock his knee his the table "Dan don't you think we should wait till after dinner" Dan decided this was best time as any he pulled the dildo from behind his back "I wan't you to fuck me with corn, now" Phil was shook, but he was still turned on from earlier and he needed to fuck like now. Phil grabbed Dan by the ass turning him around he took the corn cob that Dan had shoved down his throat and shoved it his mouth. Phil grabbed the corn dildo already lubed and in a strap on, Dan was ready for this. Phil put the strap on over his dick and with one angel like yet violent swoop he plunged into Dan. Dan screamed the corn cob falling out've his mouth Phil picked it up "Fuck me daddy, please fuck me with your big corn dick" Dan screamed Phil shoved the corncob deep in Dan's big ass mouth "Moan for me Dan fucking scream" Phil said as he pushed deeper into Dan. Dan could hardly take it the edges were kind've rough but it felt so good Dan pushed back onto the dildo the movements were rapid Dan muffled screams filled the kitchen but Dan felt something was off it was good but it could be better. Dan spit out the corncob, Phil was still thrusting into Dan "PHIL I NEED MORE" Dan screamed, Phil knew exactly what he meant Phil hadn't just got corn on the cob he also got cream corn he pulled out of Dan and grabbed the bowl of cream corn he poured the creamy corn right above Dan's rim "Phil what are you-" Dan starting moaning again Phil started licking the corn cleaning up Dan's rim and butt crack. "mmm I love the way you and corn taste Dan, now what else do we have" "C-Cobs" Dan moaned in reply "Oh, Dan I like the way you think" Phil grabbed a fresh cob "Are you ready dan?" Phil asked seductively, without any hesitation Phil shoved the cob in Dan's ass "AHHH" Dan screamed he grabbed the cob out and pushed it back in while Dan screamed in pain and pleasure. Phil normally liked Dan's moans but he was being too loud, Phil remembered something not only did he did cream corn and cob corn he got whole corn he had put salt and pepper on it too the bowl of cob corn was right next to them Phil threw the cob that was in Dan's ass into the trash can and stuck the corn dildo back in dan and began thrusting, Phil lifted Dan and then dug his hand into the whole corn bowl. He took a handful and shoved it in Dan's mouth "you like that corn Danny Fire, I bet you do" Phil grabbed another handful and rubbed the corn all over Dan's chest handful after handful Phil covered their bodies in the corn Dan was use to the corn dildo by now so it wasn't as painful as before Phil had started to jerk off his own dick, Dan was almost there Phil was too Phil pulled out from Dan and with a swift angel like motion had dan on his knees Phil took some cream corn and rubbed it all over his dick and shoved his dick down Dan's throat Phil thrusted over and over into Dan's mouth until he was about to cum Phil grabbed the last handful of whole corn and rubbed it all over Dan's face with a Phil thrust Phil came. They both fell to the floor in exhaustion "lets go take a shower" Phil told Dan they then proceeded to have normal cheeky bum sex in the shower and then watched Steven Universe.
The corn dildo now lies within Phil's dresser next to his spf 30 lip balm.
I'll go home.
