The liars

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I stared at the bath tub, this bathroom was cold and dreary, so I took two steps forward to enter the bath and I fell into the peanut butter, mmmmmmmmm, this peanut butter is nice in the bath tub.

I got out of the bath tub, and put on a bath robe, there was a knock at the front door, I grabbed a jar of peanuts and I slithered to the door, I opened it to see a delivery man, I threw a handful of peanuts at him "You must be the one who delivers". I stated, he looked baffled, baffled by the peanuts, and the distinct scent of peanut butter, yes.... "Is this the one who wanted the pasta pot?" He asked meekly
"Yes, the pasta pot was asked for". I sassily said. He held out a clipboard and I put my signature on it, "A pleasure doing business with you" I said as I reached for an open jar of peanut butter on the little table next to the door, dipped my hand in and ate it, I smeared the rest all over my neck, I shut the door after bringing in the parcel inside, I opened it and I pulled out a pasta pot.

Later I was crushing some peanuts and I put them in the pasta, I added a dash of soy sauce, and peanut butter out of the jar, I spread some on my arms to keep warm, it felt good, I had turned on the TV and started eating my dinner, there were people saying what they thought the best food was, they were liars! Liars I say! I finished my dinner and continued to watch TV.

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 11, 2017 ⏰

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