Dentist: hey um only going to pull all ur molars dont worry
Me: bitch its not my teeth im worried its the fact that some old guys is in front of me wuth pliers
Dentist: im going to pull ou your molars
Me: bitch im going to run can you get.... ha bye bitch!
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Mom: how did it go
Me: *smiles" that bitch didnt catch me haha
Mom: excuse me?
Me: what I didnt say anything *jumps out car and makes a run for it*
Mom: *throughs a remote that just so happened to be in a car at him*
Me: ahhhhhhhhhh aaaaahhhhhh
