cringy one shots

lol // dnp

"Hey Dan!" a loving voice says, calling out to his lover. "Yes, Philly?" Dan asks, smiling at Phil. They have been dating for about two years now and today was the day. the day that phil Lester will propose to Dan Howell, and it wasn't going to be a simple "get down on one knee and propose". Boy, was it going to be magnificent. "Please cook with me?" He asks, trying not to sound suspicious, which somehow in his luck, worked. "Of corse! one minute." Dan says, running to his room to get a box. not just an ordinary box, it contained a wedding ring. Dan smiled at the look of it, knowing that tonight would be a special night. he hid the box in his left Jean pocket, somehow managing it to look as if there was nothing in there, and proceeded to walk to the kitchen. he had a gigantic smile plastered onto his face, which would not go away, knowing that they will get married, brings an undying smile to dans mouth, that is- if he says yes. After a bit of cooking, Phil secretly takes out a cupcake, and manages to put the ring in it. He smiles at his plan, knowing that Dan could not resist a sweet proposal like this (haha get it, sweet? cupcakes are sweet? ahahahihatemyself) after they are done their *insert food here* they both sit at the dining table eating their food quietly. suddenly Phil stands up with his hand behind his back. Dan gives Phil a questioning look as Phil hands him the cupcake, which contains a silver wedding ring with a black diamond in it "Oh Dan, will you make me the happiest lad?~ and marry me? and if you say no, I want you to know... that I'll be very very sad~" Phil sings, kneeling down. Dan looks at the cupcake and bursts out laughing "Phil! Of course! and can I ask you something?" Dan says, going into his left pocket and taking the exact opposite looking ring, as he starts singing a sweet love song in his ears. it was melodic and sweet, especially coming from Dan, who in fact was an amazing singer. "will you marry me, Lester?" He asks, as his palms are sweaty. (moms spaghetti) Phil happily smiles and hugs Dan. "Of course I will DJ Howell."