The Darker Side of Disney

Pinocchio

  Guys, the "real" Pinocchio, from Carlo Collodi's story, was a dick. He murders the story's version of Jiminy in the first act, and Geppetto goes to jail for negligence. Once he gets out, poor Geppetto sells his only coat to send Pinocchio to school and buy him a school book, which Pinocchio promptly sells for theater tickets. He gets worse and worse from there, so it's hard to even feel that bad for him when Fox and Cat hang him from a tree, leaving him to suffocate to death